Gaydar?
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laklak
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Re: Gaydar?
Easiest way is walk up to some hunky guy and grab his crotch. He'll let you know if he's gay or not.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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I've got it but it's not some sort of magical ability. It's just a matter of picking up on cues, some subtle and some not so subtle, that I recognize from being half gay myself.
People think "queue" is just "q" followed by 4 silent letters.
But those letters are not silent.
They're just waiting their turn.
But those letters are not silent.
They're just waiting their turn.
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I got a hassiddar, but no gaydar... I instantly recognize hassidic men, but can't tell if they are gay too.
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I have Campdar...
Very easy detection, mind you...
Very easy detection, mind you...
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
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No shit, Sherlock. All you need to do is read the signs.JimC wrote:I have Campdar...
Very easy detection, mind you...
This one looks like it could be fun for enthusiastic campers:
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I have a praydar. I know when that knock at the door is somebody trying to sell me their religion.
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Are you kidding? It took me until I was in my 30s to finally identify myself as gay, never mind anyone else! 
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Nice one."A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
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This thread is gay.
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I was unable to detect that.
"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
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I used to feel gay at times as a young chap, but nowadays I'm usually fairly dour and phlegmatic...
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
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except when you cackle madly as you inflict a test on quadratic equations to a bunch of unsuspecting boys.
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Lucky you. I'm still trying to figure it outtrdsf wrote:Are you kidding? It took me until I was in my 30s to finally identify myself as gay, never mind anyone else!
Speaking of late bloomers, one of my roommates once told me he hadn't started jerking off til he was twenty-one
I asked him why in God's name he waited so long. He wasted a good ten years of his life! He said it had just never occurred to him, and he hadn't any older brothers or friends to show him how People think "queue" is just "q" followed by 4 silent letters.
But those letters are not silent.
They're just waiting their turn.
But those letters are not silent.
They're just waiting their turn.
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