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Max Clifford Confirmed Pervert

Post by cronus » Mon Apr 28, 2014 1:18 pm

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-27192600

Publicist Max Clifford has been found guilty of eight indecent assaults on women and girls as young as 15 by a jury at Southwark Crown Court.

(continued, need a good PR agent to spin him out of this? )
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Mon Apr 28, 2014 1:44 pm

Let's see how he spins this one... :tea:
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Post by Pensioner » Mon Apr 28, 2014 2:02 pm

He was always a pain in the arse.
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Post by FBM » Mon Apr 28, 2014 2:03 pm

Pensioner wrote:He was always a pain in the arse.
Ouch. In the given context...
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Re: Max Clifford Confirmed Pervert

Post by laklak » Mon Apr 28, 2014 2:28 pm

"As young as 15", shouldn't that read "as old as?'
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Post by cronus » Mon Apr 28, 2014 3:02 pm

laklak wrote:"As young as 15", shouldn't that read "as old as?'
Trying to change the spin? :whistle:
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Re: Max Clifford Confirmed Pervert

Post by laklak » Mon Apr 28, 2014 5:59 pm

Well, somebody needs to think of the children.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Post by JimC » Mon Apr 28, 2014 9:56 pm

laklak wrote:Well, somebody needs to think of the children.
Apparently he never stopped thinking about them...
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Re: Max Clifford Confirmed Pervert

Post by cronus » Tue Apr 29, 2014 4:06 am

JimC wrote:
laklak wrote:Well, somebody needs to think of the children.
Apparently he never stopped thinking about them...
With Max it was anything in a skirt. Hence the push for Scottish independence,
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Re: Max Clifford Confirmed Pervert

Post by cronus » Fri May 02, 2014 1:46 pm

Eight years although it'll seem longer when he's been used to the 'rich'n'famous' lifestyle.
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Re: Max Clifford Confirmed Pervert

Post by mistermack » Fri May 02, 2014 3:34 pm

This just shows the ridiculous state of the law.

Fifteen-year-old girls are treated the same as if they were eight-year-old virgins. Not as if they were just a few months under the age of consent.

He should have got a bit of probation. Or a warning. Not that I like him. Nobody does. I think that's why he lost the case. It's hardly fair, though.
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Re: Max Clifford Confirmed Pervert

Post by cronus » Fri May 02, 2014 4:12 pm

mistermack wrote:This just shows the ridiculous state of the law.

Fifteen-year-old girls are treated the same as if they were eight-year-old virgins. Not as if they were just a few months under the age of consent.

He should have got a bit of probation. Or a warning. Not that I like him. Nobody does. I think that's why he lost the case. It's hardly fair, though.
Every gold digger with a imagination, and there's a lot besides the genuine cases, is busy writing about their max clifford nightmare right now. :coffee:
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Post by Thinking Aloud » Fri May 02, 2014 4:59 pm

mistermack wrote:This just shows the ridiculous state of the law.

Fifteen-year-old girls are treated the same as if they were eight-year-old virgins. Not as if they were just a few months under the age of consent.

He should have got a bit of probation. Or a warning. Not that I like him. Nobody does. I think that's why he lost the case. It's hardly fair, though.
Um - he's not been charged with having sex with minors, he's been found guilty of sexual assault of several women, including a girl of 15.

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Re: Max Clifford Confirmed Pervert

Post by mistermack » Fri May 02, 2014 5:07 pm

Thinking Aloud wrote:
mistermack wrote:This just shows the ridiculous state of the law.

Fifteen-year-old girls are treated the same as if they were eight-year-old virgins. Not as if they were just a few months under the age of consent.

He should have got a bit of probation. Or a warning. Not that I like him. Nobody does. I think that's why he lost the case. It's hardly fair, though.
Um - he's not been charged with having sex with minors, he's been found guilty of sexual assault of several women, including a girl of 15.
More ALLEGED victims are now coming forward. What's the betting that the total passes a hundred?
He's worth millions, it's worth a go.

On the age, the judge said that he was going to the maximum term on sentencing, because today, under current laws, some of the incidents would have been classed as rape.
Sounds like more than sexual assault to me.
Can you rape someone, without fucking them? I dunno.
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