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Man crushed to death by giant crucifix dedicated to Pope

Post by cronus » Fri Apr 25, 2014 4:53 am

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldne ... -Pope.html

Man crushed to death by giant crucifix dedicated to Pope

An Italian man was crushed to death on Thursday by a giant crucifix dedicated to the late Pope John Paul II, just days before the Polish pontiff will be made a saint in a ceremony at the Vatican.

In a bizarre coincidence, the 21-year-old man was reported to have been living in a street named after Pope John XXIII – who will also be canonised in the ceremony on Sunday, in an event that is unprecedented in the 2,000 year history of the Catholic Church.

The man, named as Marco Gusmini, was posing for a photograph with a group of friends in front of the 100ft-high cross when it suddenly collapsed.
A large, 20ft-high statue of Christ the Redeemer was attached to the crucifix, which was created for John Paul II’s visit to Brescia, in the northern region of Lombardy, in 1998.

It was subsequently removed from Brescia and re-erected in the mountain village of Cevo in 2005.

The massive cross was unusually shaped – it bowed and bent downwards and was held in place by steel cables.
In what one Italian newspaper called “a tragedy full of disturbing coincidences”, the victim lived with his parents in a town called Lovere in Via Papa Giovanni XXIII – Pope John XXIII Street.

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Post by FBM » Fri Apr 25, 2014 4:58 am

Given the circumstances, they may want to wait a few days before burying him. You never know.
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Post by cronus » Fri Apr 25, 2014 5:30 am

FBM wrote:Given the circumstances, they may want to wait a few days before burying him. You never know.
It's a heavy cross that.
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Post by FBM » Fri Apr 25, 2014 5:57 am

Well, that's his cross to bear now.
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Post by FBM » Fri Apr 25, 2014 5:58 am

"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken

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Post by Hermit » Fri Apr 25, 2014 7:34 am

Excuse me while I cross-post that clip to another thread. :mrgreen:
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Post by Faithfree » Fri Apr 25, 2014 7:40 am

That's the thing about these crosses, they were actually designed to kill people, although originally they weren't as quick and efficient. That's progress for you.
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Re: Man crushed to death by giant crucifix dedicated to Pope

Post by cronus » Fri Apr 25, 2014 8:34 am

Faithfree wrote:That's the thing about these crosses, they were actually designed to kill people, although originally they weren't as quick and efficient. That's progress for you.

That wasn't a cross though. It was a mousetrap when it came down. :prof:
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Post by Faithfree » Fri Apr 25, 2014 12:10 pm

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Faithfree wrote:That's the thing about these crosses, they were actually designed to kill people, although originally they weren't as quick and efficient. That's progress for you.

That wasn't a cross though. It was a mousetrap when it came down. :prof:
If JC had met his demise in a giant mousetrap, there'd be one on every alter and the devout would wear little mousetraps on their lapels and around their necks.
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Re: Man crushed to death by giant crucifix dedicated to Pope

Post by mistermack » Fri Apr 25, 2014 2:33 pm

He was lucky.

It's not easy to die on the cross these days.
It used to be easy. Out of the door, line on the left, one cross each.

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Re: Man crushed to death by giant crucifix dedicated to Pope

Post by Tero » Fri Apr 25, 2014 2:38 pm

These 3d aspects are confusing. We need OSHA to look into churches where these religious folk work. I think future crosses will have to be no more than 5 cm thick and no more than 2m off the ground. All new Jesuses will be inflatable or made of styrofoam or balsa. A maximum weight of Jesus and cross will be determined.

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Post by mistermack » Fri Apr 25, 2014 2:44 pm

Tero wrote:These 3d aspects are confusing. We need OSHA to look into churches where these religious folk work. I think future crosses will have to be no more than 5 cm thick and no more than 2m off the ground. All new Jesuses will be inflatable or made of styrofoam or balsa. A maximum weight of Jesus and cross will be determined.
Fire retardant, I hope !!
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Post by Tero » Fri Apr 25, 2014 3:11 pm

Realistic wood finished polymer. Hollow.

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Post by mistermack » Fri Apr 25, 2014 3:19 pm

Tero wrote:Realistic wood finished polymer. Hollow.
Like the traditional oak beams, in Ye Olde English pubs.
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Re: Man crushed to death by giant crucifix dedicated to Pope

Post by Tero » Fri Apr 25, 2014 3:38 pm

We will be marketing the crosses for pub ornaments too. Choice of Jesus, Santa, Hitler, pig and Easter Bunny.

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