Ha Ha ! STUPID AMERICANS !!!

[Seth]

Hey, we got a couple of Kennedys left, they're as close to chinless wonders as you can get over here. We keep shooting them when they don't manage to off themselves or get murdered. The Clintons can aspire to Kennedyhood if they learn to talk through their noses, they're already inbred so that's a help.

As a family they have a tendency to get drunk, kill or rape young women, and think they are special.

[piscator]

Hey, we got a couple of Kennedys left, they're as close to chinless wonders as you can get over here. We keep shooting them when they don't manage to off themselves or get murdered. The Clintons can aspire to Kennedyhood if they learn to talk through their noses, they're already inbred so that's a help.

As a family they have a tendency to get drunk, kill or rape young women, and think they are special.

Don't they get a special dispensation in Tolerist™ canon? I thought so.

At least the Kenennedies didn't fight each other like wolves for 17 years over Daddy's Money, like the Koch Boys, all of whom could have been doctors or peacemakers or philanthropists or hitchhiked Europe on $100M/yr for the rest of their fkn lives. But no, the two that teamed up to deny the others their inheritances (Romulus and Remus? Goneril and Regan?) are turning out like some kind of goddamn Clive Cussler villains with secret lairs deep beneath the Antarctic ice...

[mistermack]

What do you expect from commoners? The Kochs are children of a chemist, for goodness sake.
And the Kennedys are descended from moonshine whiskey brewers.

They are just a bunch of mongrels.
This illustrates the wisdom of carefully inbreeding your national figureheads. Prince Charles is far too stupid to do any damage. The one thing he did do wrong is to breed from a commoner, and the results were disastrous. And this William has made the same mistake.

So you can expect this baby George to grow up pretty vulgar.
At least Diana was a lady. Charles has completely gone to the dogs now, with this Parker Bowles woman.

It's a downward spiral, I'm afraid.

[Svartalf]

Actually, Chuck could do plenty damage if your royalty were allowed to do any actual ruling... as it is, he's annoying as all hell and will be worse if he does not step down in favor of willy when betsy decides to croak.

[pErvinalia]

Surely they'll do away with the whole charade once lizzy kicks it, yeah? Why in fucks name would anyone allow that sort of unearned privilege in a society where even sick and disabled people are being forced to work till they die?

[mistermack]

Actually, Chuck could do plenty damage if your royalty were allowed to do any actual ruling... as it is, he's annoying as all hell and will be worse if he does not step down in favor of willy when betsy decides to croak.

That's what I'm hoping for. Can't wait for the old bitch to pop her clogs. We need a retarded king. It always worked in the past.

[Svartalf]

Careful what you wish for; you could come to rue this.

[Blind groper]

Totally irrelevant. The wole royal family is totally irrelevant. Just a historical hang over that the Brits and us colonials cannot bring ourselves to dump. It is a sickness of the past and the cure is obvious.

[laklak]

[Scott1328]

Totally irrelevant. The wole royal family is totally irrelevant. Just a historical hang over that the Brits and us colonials cannot bring ourselves to dump. It is a sickness of the past and the cure is obvious.

I am sure, once the Commonwealth nations have come to their respective senses and make themselves into respectable republics, that the royals can become a big hit in the US and star in their own TV show Keeping up with the Mountbattens

[piscator]

[mistermack]

[Svartalf]

damn, those are fat fingers in addition to his being ugly as fuck... I hope for you he passes on being king, I would not want to see that on every item of money and postage stamp.

[Seth]

Hey, we got a couple of Kennedys left, they're as close to chinless wonders as you can get over here. We keep shooting them when they don't manage to off themselves or get murdered. The Clintons can aspire to Kennedyhood if they learn to talk through their noses, they're already inbred so that's a help.

As a family they have a tendency to get drunk, kill or rape young women, and think they are special.

Don't they get a special dispensation in Tolerist™ canon? I thought so.

Drunkeness during one's working hours as a public servant and killing or raping young women are not "peaceable acts." And while they are entitled to think they are special, they aren't.

At least the Kenennedies didn't fight each other like wolves for 17 years over Daddy's Money, like the Koch Boys, all of whom could have been doctors or peacemakers or philanthropists or hitchhiked Europe on $100M/yr for the rest of their fkn lives. But no, the two that teamed up to deny the others their inheritances (Romulus and Remus? Goneril and Regan?) are turning out like some kind of goddamn Clive Cussler villains with secret lairs deep beneath the Antarctic ice...

My, what big conspiracy theories you have Grandpa!

[mistermack]

It's never struck me before, but Prince Charles looks an awful lot like George Bush Jr, and they both look like Alfred E Neuman.
Remarkable likeness.