Ha Ha ! STUPID AMERICANS !!!

[laklak]

It's like porn movies. Ruined by bald guys. If the women could just pretend to be all lesbians.

It's hardly the same. Some big woman with a crew cut come to service the boiler doesn't ring true.
You have to think of the artistic merit of the film.

What's the difference between a bull dyke and a hippopotamus? About 200 pounds and a lumberjack shirt.

[Warren Dew]

When I think that this little dress likely cost more than I earn in a year, I feel like taking Madame Guillotine out of mothballs.

I'm thinking she can get the dress for free, being one of the few women who would actually look good in it and get a picture wearing it widely distributed.

[piscator]

Meanwhile, the Prince's skinny trousers and Hush Puppies were last seen worn by Dustin Hoffman in The Graduate...

[mistermack]

When I think that this little dress likely cost more than I earn in a year, I feel like taking Madame Guillotine out of mothballs.

I'm thinking she can get the dress for free, being one of the few women who would actually look good in it and get a picture wearing it widely distributed.

D'you really think she looks good in it? Just speaking academically, I think she's far too thin to look good.
Not that looks are that important.
But to actually look good, she needs more ass and legs that aren't so skinny.

If she diets to stay that thin, I think it's a mistake. If she doesn't, well good for her.

[Svartalf]

When I think that this little dress likely cost more than I earn in a year, I feel like taking Madame Guillotine out of mothballs.

I'm thinking she can get the dress for free, being one of the few women who would actually look good in it and get a picture wearing it widely distributed.

If she gets to wear a dress that costs more than my yearly income for free it's even more of a motive to put the Patriotic Shortener back into service.

[laklak]

She might be a tad on the thin side, but I wouldn't kick her out for eating crisps.

[mistermack]

She might be a tad on the thin side, but I wouldn't kick her out for eating crisps.

She wouldn't eat crisps.

She might eat them, and then throw them up, like her extinct mother-in-law.

[laklak]

You've got a point. Maybe she just sniffs them.

[Warren Dew]

When I think that this little dress likely cost more than I earn in a year, I feel like taking Madame Guillotine out of mothballs.

I'm thinking she can get the dress for free, being one of the few women who would actually look good in it and get a picture wearing it widely distributed.

D'you really think she looks good in it? Just speaking academically, I think she's far too thin to look good.
Not that looks are that important.
But to actually look good, she needs more ass and legs that aren't so skinny.

Based on the curve of her calves, she's got plenty of muscle. I'm okay with there not being a lot of fat, though she could have a bit more and still look good.

[Warren Dew]

When I think that this little dress likely cost more than I earn in a year, I feel like taking Madame Guillotine out of mothballs.

I'm thinking she can get the dress for free, being one of the few women who would actually look good in it and get a picture wearing it widely distributed.

If she gets to wear a dress that costs more than my yearly income for free it's even more of a motive to put the Patriotic Shortener back into service.

"Gets to"? It doesn't look any better than what I can find for $30. Why should we care if rich French fashion houses fleece rich British royals watchers?

[mistermack]

Based on the curve of her calves, she's got plenty of muscle. I'm okay with there not being a lot of fat, though she could have a bit more and still look good.

I'm not really turned on by plenty of muscle, but it takes all sorts.

I think Princess Di lost a lot of her early appeal, when she started with the diets and bulimia and workouts.
It's not just the body, it makes the face look older and sort of pinched.
When she was first married she was a bit of a stunner. My girlfriend at the time looked very like her, she was always getting teased for it.
But Di lost her appeal a lot quicker, and I think it was the dieting and excercising.

[laklak]

Bi-polar narcissistic schizophrenic vegan macrobioticism didn't help either. Or hanging out with the old queen Elton John.

[Warren Dew]

Based on the curve of her calves, she's got plenty of muscle. I'm okay with there not being a lot of fat, though she could have a bit more and still look good.

I'm not really turned on by plenty of muscle, but it takes all sorts.

I think Princess Di lost a lot of her early appeal, when she started with the diets and bulimia and workouts.
It's not just the body, it makes the face look older and sort of pinched.
When she was first married she was a bit of a stunner. My girlfriend at the time looked very like her, she was always getting teased for it.
But Di lost her appeal a lot quicker, and I think it was the dieting and excercising.

I never cared for Di much; she always looked kind of vacuous to me. It's a pity Camilla settled for second best, the first time around. I guess Kate learned her lesson from that!

[Seth]

You idiots !!!

You could have had all this, if your forebears hadn't been so obsessed with tea.

All what? Male pattern baldness and an averagely attractive tall brunette in far too much frumpy clothing?

[pErvinalia]

Whatsherface is pretty hot, if you ask me. But she could definitely do with a bit more weight.