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mistermack
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by mistermack » Sat Apr 19, 2014 11:43 am
You idiots !!!
You could have had all this, if your forebears hadn't been so obsessed with tea.
Now you've got nobody important to fawn over, or to visit your agricultural show, or watch displays of sheep shearing.
Who's looking stupid now?
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news ... te-3426167
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tattuchu
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by tattuchu » Sat Apr 19, 2014 12:01 pm
Goddammit, I don't even like tea all that much
People think "queue" is just "q" followed by 4 silent letters.
But those letters are not silent.
They're just waiting their turn.
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by Svartalf » Sat Apr 19, 2014 12:07 pm
When I think that this little dress likely cost more than I earn in a year, I feel like taking Madame Guillotine out of mothballs.
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by SnowLeopard » Sat Apr 19, 2014 1:04 pm
But they have a flag. So they have that going for them.
In the begining there was nothing. Which then exploded.
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mistermack
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by mistermack » Sat Apr 19, 2014 6:26 pm
SnowLeopard wrote:But they have a flag. So they have that going for them.
Can a flag wear a light summer dress, or shake hands?
You're living in a fantasy world. Who's going to shout ''god bless you maam'' at a flag?
It's no wonder most Americans are mental.
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by Tero » Sat Apr 19, 2014 7:19 pm
Is the balding guy going to get his own denomination in UK currency?
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PsychoSerenity
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by PsychoSerenity » Sat Apr 19, 2014 7:25 pm
One day he might have his face on every coin, note and stamp.
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by Scott1328 » Sat Apr 19, 2014 8:44 pm
Only over his father's dead body
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by laklak » Sat Apr 19, 2014 8:45 pm
I'd do the bint.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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by Svartalf » Sat Apr 19, 2014 8:48 pm
and catch her clap?
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by Rum » Sat Apr 19, 2014 8:53 pm
Look at this fucking brilliant flag you could have had!
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by JimC » Sat Apr 19, 2014 9:02 pm
They are touring Oz at the moment, and drawing bloody big crowds of adoring people.
Weird...
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mistermack
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by mistermack » Sat Apr 19, 2014 9:10 pm
Rum wrote:Look at this fucking brilliant flag you could have had!
Funny-Union-Jack-Bikini-Poster.jpg
That's a disgraceful way to abuse the flag.
They should take them off immediately.
And then be punished.
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by Blind groper » Sun Apr 20, 2014 3:45 am
The two of them were touring New Zealand, so I went to Australia. Then they went to Aussi, so I came home. I once said I would not cross the street to see royalty. Well, my view now is that I would cross 100 streets to avoid them!
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by pErvinalia » Sun Apr 20, 2014 4:16 am
Yeah, they were in Brissy yesterday. I wonder if anyone mooned them?
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