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chicks with dicks

Post by tattuchu » Thu Apr 17, 2014 8:37 pm

Well, bat -shit-eating Brazilian flies with dicks. But still.

https://news.yahoo.com/weird-brazilian- ... 07598.html

"The females have an elaborate, penis-like organ while the males have a vagina-like opening into which females insert their organ during mating sessions that last 40 to 70 hours, the scientists reported in the journal Current Biology..."
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Re: chicks with dicks

Post by laklak » Thu Apr 17, 2014 8:38 pm

With inflatable, spiny cocks.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Re: chicks with dicks

Post by JimC » Thu Apr 17, 2014 9:44 pm

The ultimate strap-on...
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Post by piscator » Thu Apr 17, 2014 9:58 pm

A little girl was playing in the garden when she spied two spiders mating.

"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.

"They're mating," her father replied.

"What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked.

"That's a daddy long legs," her father answered.

"So, the other one is a mommy long legs?" the little girl asked.

"No," her father replied. "Both of them are daddy long legs."

The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat.

"Well, we're not having any of THAT in our garden."

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Re: chicks with dicks

Post by Tero » Thu Apr 17, 2014 9:58 pm

Absolutely. And it's not even the original.
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Re: chicks with dicks

Post by JimC » Thu Apr 17, 2014 10:23 pm

Wrong thread?
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Post by piscator » Thu Apr 17, 2014 10:40 pm

Image?

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Re: chicks with dicks

Post by FBM » Fri Apr 18, 2014 2:50 am

piscator wrote:A little girl was playing in the garden when she spied two spiders mating.

"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.

"They're mating," her father replied.

"What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked.

"That's a daddy long legs," her father answered.

"So, the other one is a mommy long legs?" the little girl asked.

"No," her father replied. "Both of them are daddy long legs."

The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat.

"Well, we're not having any of THAT in our garden."
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