God Told Me To Do It

Post by **cronus** » Sun Apr 13, 2014 12:03 pm

....best dump in a month, as well.

What did God tell you to do this week?

Post by **pErvinalia** » Sun Apr 13, 2014 12:17 pm

Kill everyone.

Post by **cronus** » Sun Apr 13, 2014 12:27 pm

rEvolutionist wrote:Kill everyone.

Did he suggest how to do that?

Post by **pErvinalia** » Sun Apr 13, 2014 12:57 pm

He told me to stop being a pain in his arse and to work out the details myself.

Post by **mistermack** » Sun Apr 13, 2014 6:43 pm

I don't hear much from god these days.

But the devil keeps in regular touch.

Post by **laklak** » Sun Apr 13, 2014 6:46 pm

I unfriended him of FB, so I don't know what he's up to these days.

Post by **JacksSmirkingRevenge** » Sun Apr 13, 2014 9:05 pm

God told me to loosen the cap on the ketchup bottle.

Post by **JimC** » Sun Apr 13, 2014 9:05 pm

He's only one of the voices in my head, and not the most interesting one anyway...

Post by **Svartalf** » Sun Apr 13, 2014 9:17 pm

It told me to have a wank, so I did.

Post by **Xamonas Chegwé** » Sun Apr 13, 2014 9:30 pm

Svartalf wrote:It told me to have a wank, so I did.

Always sound advice... except in supermarkets.

Post by **Svartalf** » Sun Apr 13, 2014 9:40 pm

Oh, it was clear to wait till I was alone at home to do so, it knew I wouldn't obey instantly anyway.

Post by **Xamonas Chegwé** » Sun Apr 13, 2014 9:48 pm

Svartalf wrote:Oh, it was clear to wait till I was alone at home to do so, it knew I wouldn't obey instantly anyway.

...unless you were on a bus, obviously.

Post by **Svartalf** » Mon Apr 14, 2014 7:17 am

I ain't Santa

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