Pakistanis are born criminals. Official.

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Pakistanis are born criminals. Official.

Post by mistermack » Tue Apr 08, 2014 9:06 am

Some people become criminals because they are led astray.
But Pakistanis are criminal from birth. This has now been proved by the latest case, a nine month old child has been charged with threatening behavior and attempted murder.
He was accompanied on his crime spree by this masked woman :

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This is him being finger-printed. It's true, I'm not making it up :
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world ... 41959.html
And the look of rage on his face says it all. That is one nasty piece of work
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Post by FBM » Tue Apr 08, 2014 9:20 am

Not necessarily. Maybe they become criminals at 6 months.

Oh, and this is probably racist or something.
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Post by mistermack » Tue Apr 08, 2014 9:30 am

FBM wrote:Not necessarily. Maybe they become criminals at 6 months.

Oh, and this is probably racist or something.
Ha, I doubt if this is his first offence. Just the first time he's been caught.

I've heard that they are obsessed with women's tits from birth. That's a sure sign of a bad un.
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Post by laklak » Tue Apr 08, 2014 2:03 pm

Not only that but they're filthy creatures, shit and piss all over themselves. And you can't understand a single thing they say, just barbaric caterwauling.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Post by FBM » Tue Apr 08, 2014 2:10 pm

Huh. You should see them while they're young.
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Post by laklak » Tue Apr 08, 2014 2:12 pm

The child is father to the man, or summat like.
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Post by mistermack » Tue Apr 08, 2014 3:24 pm

They really are primed for trouble.
The sight of some toothless vandal, dribbling from the mouth, and running around half naked, and flashing their genitals at strangers is common in Pakistan. Their table manners are disgusting, and there's no reasoning with them.

They need to be locked up from birth. Or before, preferably.
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Post by laklak » Tue Apr 08, 2014 3:35 pm

I say we take off and nuke them from orbit.
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Post by JimC » Tue Apr 08, 2014 9:06 pm

The legal thing reminds me of medieval times, when a horse that threw its rider could be sentenced to death in a court...
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Post by Warren Dew » Wed Apr 09, 2014 5:15 am

mistermack wrote:This is him being finger-printed. It's true, I'm not making it up :
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world ... 41959.html
Honestly, that should be in the cute kid pix thread.

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Post by mistermack » Wed Apr 09, 2014 5:31 pm

Our own wonderful Prince George did his first public engagement yesterday.
What a difference.
He didn't threaten anyone, or attempt to murder anyone. Surely proof that our royals are truly superior in every way.
On the negative side, he did pull his mother's hair, and was obviously interfering in state affairs, so they do have something in common. And thinking about it, he's probably been finger-printed and dna tested too. So not so different, after all.
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Post by Tero » Wed Apr 09, 2014 7:30 pm

And who was the daddy to George?

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Post by mistermack » Wed Apr 09, 2014 9:35 pm

Bill Windsor, so rumour has it.
Coincidentally, he gets his electricity without paying for it too. He would fit in well in Pakistan.
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Post by Seth » Wed Apr 09, 2014 10:56 pm

laklak wrote:I say we take off and nuke them from orbit.
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Post by klr » Wed Apr 09, 2014 11:25 pm

laklak wrote:The child is father to the man, or summat like.
Or maybe "the apple doesn't fall far from the tree ..."
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