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Re: America Today

Post by Tero » Fri Apr 04, 2014 2:27 pm

We have Obamacare! It's almost as good as health care.

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Re: America Today

Post by laklak » Fri Apr 04, 2014 2:51 pm

Don't forget food stamps! They're almost as good as food.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Re: America Today

Post by Hermit » Fri Apr 04, 2014 5:02 pm

laklak wrote:America today is the bestest country in the whole wide world!
Ayup. Or 16th best, but that is close enough. :tup:
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Re: America Today

Post by tattuchu » Fri Apr 04, 2014 8:34 pm

The USA is the best country in the world...in thinking they're the best country in the world :prof:
People think "queue" is just "q" followed by 4 silent letters.

But those letters are not silent.

They're just waiting their turn.

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Re: America Today

Post by JimC » Fri Apr 04, 2014 8:43 pm

Has the band reformed?
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