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Post by JimC » Wed Apr 02, 2014 3:35 am

Agreed, the puns were rather footling...
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JimC wrote:Agreed, the puns were rather footling...
...to a low level that is - even considering the depth usually reached by rationalia's punners - no mean feat.
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Post by JimC » Wed Apr 02, 2014 4:44 am

Hermit wrote:
JimC wrote:Agreed, the puns were rather footling...
...to a low level that is - even considering the depth usually reached by rationalia's punners - no mean feat.
At least we were in step...
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JimC wrote:
Hermit wrote:
JimC wrote:Agreed, the puns were rather footling...
...to a low level that is - even considering the depth usually reached by rationalia's punners - no mean feat.
At least we were in step...
The puns were corny. But time will heel everything. :tea:
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Post by mistermack » Wed Apr 02, 2014 5:37 am

Apparently, in the small but intense world of toe-sucking,
this guy is an absolute leg-end.
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Post by FBM » Wed Apr 02, 2014 5:41 am

This thread is teh jam!
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Post by JimC » Wed Apr 02, 2014 6:16 am

You nailed it, FBM! :tup:
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Post by FBM » Wed Apr 02, 2014 6:35 am

My punometer is reading in the triple digits...
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Post by JimC » Wed Apr 02, 2014 8:09 pm

It will escalate, that's for sure. Next thing you know, he'll be sucking on Camel Toes...
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Post by mistermack » Wed Apr 02, 2014 11:44 pm

There are organised sex sessions for foot fetishists. I was invited to one once.

I had to leave early, though. I think I rather put my foot in it.
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Post by JimC » Thu Apr 03, 2014 12:45 am

mistermack wrote:There are organised sex sessions for foot fetishists. I was invited to one once.

I had to leave early, though. I think I rather put my foot in it.
You should have toed the line, mate! :nono:
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Post by piscator » Thu Apr 03, 2014 4:13 am

He would have still gotten the boot.

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Post by JimC » Thu Apr 03, 2014 4:17 am

This thread has a fungal infection...
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Post by FBM » Thu Apr 03, 2014 4:21 am

orpheus wrote:Image
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