How do magnets work? Seriously.

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Re: How do magnets work? Seriously.

Post by Pappa » Thu Mar 27, 2014 7:42 am

Tero wrote:Hey I fixed it! I'm on a phone in Mexico.
All thanks to electromagnetic waves.

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Re: How do magnets work? Seriously.

Post by pErvinalia » Thu Mar 27, 2014 10:47 am

And penises, apparently... :think:
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Post by Clinton Huxley » Thu Mar 27, 2014 11:19 am

Magnets? Fashionable rubbish. We didn't have magnets in the Crimea.

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Post by hackenslash » Thu Mar 27, 2014 11:37 am

Absolutely. Who care about elastic trickery?
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Post by JimC » Thu Mar 27, 2014 8:09 pm

I'm strangely attracted to this thread...
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Re: How do magnets work? Seriously.

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Thu Mar 27, 2014 9:47 pm

Clinton Huxley wrote:Magnets? Fashionable rubbish. We didn't have magnets in the Crimea.
Speaking of which, aren't you supposed to be there now? Giving Ivan the old heave-ho? :tea:
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Post by Clinton Huxley » Thu Mar 27, 2014 9:48 pm

I will be cheering the regiment on from here.

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Post by Mysturji » Mon Mar 31, 2014 1:08 pm

Pappa wrote:It's funny. I have no problem understanding cosmology and quantum mechanics. I read and understood The Elegant Universe, A Brief History of Time and others. But fucking magnets.
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Post by pErvinalia » Mon Mar 31, 2014 1:10 pm

I think Buddha said that.
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Re: How do magnets work? Seriously.

Post by FBM » Mon Mar 31, 2014 1:22 pm

rEvolutionist wrote:I think Buddha said that.
Buddha thinks you said that.
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Re: How do magnets work? Seriously.

Post by Tero » Mon Mar 31, 2014 1:39 pm

I'm starting to wonder how seriously magnets work. Some of the magnets I've known work just long enough for a 40 hour week. Others have been known to work round the clock with no sleep.

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Re: How do magnets work? Seriously.

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Mon Mar 31, 2014 3:58 pm

Tero wrote:I'm starting to wonder how seriously magnets work. Some of the magnets I've known work just long enough for a 40 hour week. Others have been known to work round the clock with no sleep.
They don't work seriously at all around here. Bastards are always sniggering to themselves and whispering behind the boss's back. :nono:
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