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Prepare for War in 2015, Kim Jong-un Tells Officers

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Prepare for War in 2015, Kim Jong-un Tells Officers

North Korean leader Kim Jong-un has mentioned the possibility of a war breaking out on the Korean peninsula in 2015, it was revealed Tuesday. According to a source, Kim told military commanders earlier this year that an "armed confrontation could take place on the Korean peninsula in 2015" and ordered them to stock up on strategic supplies and remain combat ready.

The comments were made at about the same time that Kim spoke about improving relations with South Korea during his New Year's address.

At a loyalty rally in Pyongyang on Feb. 25, Kim also spoke about an "all-out war with the enemy in the name of revolution and final victory." Last year, Kim told key officials his aim of "reunification through force within three years."

The source said, "Since he came to power in late 2011, Kim Jong-un has often said that his aim is reunification 'through force' and that he would personally drive a tank and advance into Seoul."

The rest of the story: http://english.chosun.com/site/data/htm ... 01905.html
Intelligence officials here were given the information and are monitoring possible provocations.

"Even amid its peace gestures, North Korea continues to harbor ambitions of reunification through force," a government official said. "We're doing everything to prepare against additional provocations including a missile launch and fourth nuclear test."

The year 2015 marks the 70th anniversary of North Korea's Workers Party and the division of the Korean peninsula...
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Post by pErvinalia » Wed Mar 26, 2014 4:47 am

Someone should accidentally nuke North Korea.
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Post by FBM » Wed Mar 26, 2014 4:48 am

Or put a stressed-out Malaysian pilot in control of it.
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Post by Drewish » Wed Mar 26, 2014 5:03 am

So... basically he's admitting that they're not ready for war now. It's an improvement!
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Post by Hermit » Wed Mar 26, 2014 5:07 am

Have the North Korean leaders NOT been sabre rattling on a regular basis in the past several decades?
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Post by FBM » Wed Mar 26, 2014 7:13 am

I think this is more along the lines of leaked information or information gathered by spies. Their current sabre-rattling is another story: http://www.koreaherald.com/view.php?ud=20140326000857
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Post by JacksSmirkingRevenge » Wed Mar 26, 2014 2:56 pm

Drewish wrote:So... basically he's admitting that they're not ready for war now. It's an improvement!

*cough*pre-emptive strike*cough*

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JacksSmirkingRevenge wrote:
Drewish wrote:So... basically he's admitting that they're not ready for war now. It's an improvement!

*cough*pre-emptive strike*cough*

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Interesting coincidence that I was teaching that phrase to my students today...
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Post by laklak » Wed Mar 26, 2014 3:08 pm

You need to get the fuck out of there Eff and move someplace safe where you can still teach ESL. Like Detroit.
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Post by pErvinalia » Thu Mar 27, 2014 12:05 am

:lol:
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Post by klr » Thu Mar 27, 2014 12:16 am

War next year? But we want it now.

Seriously, he seems to be going soft. Maybe he needs to feed a few more miscreants to the palace hounds.
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Post by JimC » Thu Mar 27, 2014 12:33 am

It's a bit like fusion power, it will always be at least one year away...
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Post by FBM » Thu Mar 27, 2014 12:33 am

laklak wrote:You need to get the fuck out of there Eff and move someplace safe where you can still teach ESL. Like Detroit.
:lol: Like Detroit would be any safer.
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Re: Prepare for War in 2015, Kim Jong-un Tells Officers

Post by klr » Thu Mar 27, 2014 12:37 am

JimC wrote:It's a bit like fusion power, it will always be at least one year away...
And when it does finally arrive ... :panic:
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