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North Korea: Men required to get Kim Jong-un haircuts
Men in North Korea are now required to get the same haircut as their leader Kim Jong-un, it is reported.
The state-sanctioned guidelines were introduced in the capital Pyongyang about two weeks ago, media reports say. It is now being rolled out across the country - although some people have reservations about getting the look.
"Our leader's haircut is very particular, if you will," one source tells Radio Free Asia. "It doesn't always go with everyone since everyone has different face and head shapes." Meanwhile, a North Korean now living in China says the look is actually unpopular at home because people think it resembles Chinese smugglers. "Until the mid-2000s, we called it the 'Chinese smuggler haircut'," the Korea Times reports.
It seems that haircuts have been state-approved in North Korea for some time - until now people were only allowed to choose from 18 styles for women and 10 for men. Earlier, North Korea's state TV launched a campaign against long hair, called "Let us trim our hair in accordance with the Socialist lifestyle".
(continued, it'll confuse the drones on the day....)
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What will the world be like after its ruler is removed?
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There's probably a state-sanctioned way to wank up there.
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Rather sensible, I'd've thought.
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Thank goodness Donald Trump didn't get elected President, eh?
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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laklak wrote:Thank goodness Donald Trump didn't get elected President, eh?
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Re: North Korea: Men required to get Kim Jong-un haircuts
That reminds me of a comedy routine I saw years ago in which the comedian was describing a Chinese barbershop. Up on the wall were pictures of various hairstyles to choose from. Only they were all pictures of Moe Howard from the Three Stooges. The barber would ask his customer, "Okay, what you want? You want the Moe? Or the Moe? Or how bout the Moe? Or...the Moe?"
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Trump and Moe, brothers by a different mother?
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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What's going to happen when every NK man looks like Kim Jong-un? 
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They'll stop breeding, and the world will be saved!klr wrote:What's going to happen when every NK man looks like Kim Jong-un?
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There will be a massive wave of female NKean defectors heading south. 
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Ready to be given comfort by Imperialist running-dogs!FBM wrote:There will be a massive wave of female NKean defectors heading south.
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