Fred Phelps dies and burns in....HELL !!!

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Re: Fred Phelps dies and burns in....HELL !!!

Post by DaveDodo007 » Fri Mar 21, 2014 10:41 pm

Scumple wrote:http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-26669967

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Anti-gay Westboro Baptist Church leader Fred Phelps dies

The former leader of a US church that was widely known for its inflammatory anti-gay protests has died, his family has said.

The Reverend Fred Phelps Sr, founder of the Westboro Baptist Church in Kansas, died on Wednesday evening at 84.

The church, made up mostly of his family, rose to international notoriety with its practice of picketing funerals of fallen US troops.

It claimed their deaths were punishment for America's tolerance of gays.

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All he did was take Christianity to its ultimate reality, show me were anything he said was wrong (he ignored other inconvenience.) The fact Christians are distancing themselves from him just goes to show how much their bible is fucked up. Any Christians saying what an awful man, they just haven't read the bible and deserve to be judge at the same standard. News at eleven Christians don't like to hear that they follow an evil doctrine which makes them the lowest form of humanity the fucking scum sucking maggots. Fuck them all and the fishing boat they come in on. When you distance yourself from your greatest adherence of your doctrine then you are doing it all wrong. If you allow yourself to be sheltered from inconvenience trust how are you better then him, you are not, either lose it or be judged by it. Oi and fuck off (to nobody in particular I just wanted to insult someone, pretend it was ratskep.
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Post by mistermack » Sun Mar 23, 2014 8:21 am

DaveDodo007 wrote: All he did was take Christianity to its ultimate reality, show me were anything he said was wrong
I wouldn't agree with that.
People mould Christianity into any shape they want. He just took it to his own preference, but it's far from being it's ultimate reality.
Anybody can take a few phrases from the Bible and concentrate on those, to the exclusion of everything else.
If you took the ''love thy neighbour'' bits, and ignored the anti-gay bits, you would get a totally different interpretation.

It's quite funny, the passage in the babble that says that gays won't get to heaven, also says that ''revilers'' won't make it either.

Since Fred Phelps and his chums are the world's greatest revilers, they are clearly going to end up in hell, with all the gays. (although the bible doesn't mention lezzers, so maybe they will be ok)
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Post by cronus » Sun Mar 23, 2014 8:25 am

Bible like I Ching. Toss coin and make reading. If it doesn't agree with you roll dice and coin. Eventually you'll find what you are looking for. It will be suspiciously like what you already thought it would be, good and bad and indifferent.
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Post by Svartalf » Sun Mar 23, 2014 9:55 am

DaveDodo007 wrote:
Scumple wrote:http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-26669967

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Anti-gay Westboro Baptist Church leader Fred Phelps dies

The former leader of a US church that was widely known for its inflammatory anti-gay protests has died, his family has said.

The Reverend Fred Phelps Sr, founder of the Westboro Baptist Church in Kansas, died on Wednesday evening at 84.

The church, made up mostly of his family, rose to international notoriety with its practice of picketing funerals of fallen US troops.

It claimed their deaths were punishment for America's tolerance of gays.

(continued) :coffee:
All he did was take Christianity to its ultimate reality, show me were anything he said was wrong (he ignored other inconvenience.) The fact Christians are distancing themselves from him just goes to show how much their bible is fucked up. Any Christians saying what an awful man, they just haven't read the bible and deserve to be judge at the same standard. News at eleven Christians don't like to hear that they follow an evil doctrine which makes them the lowest form of humanity the fucking scum sucking maggots. Fuck them all and the fishing boat they come in on. When you distance yourself from your greatest adherence of your doctrine then you are doing it all wrong. If you allow yourself to be sheltered from inconvenience trust how are you better then him, you are not, either lose it or be judged by it. Oi and fuck off (to nobody in particular I just wanted to insult someone, pretend it was ratskep.
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Post by Svartalf » Sun Mar 23, 2014 9:56 am

Scumple wrote:Bible like I Ching. Toss coin and make reading. If it doesn't agree with you roll dice and coin. Eventually you'll find what you are looking for. It will be suspiciously like what you already thought it would be, good and bad and indifferent.
Hey, I love the I Ching, wonderful tool for self analysis.
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Post by cronus » Sun Mar 23, 2014 10:04 am

Bible when done right is a powerful tool for cognitive enhancement especially for folks with little cognition or imagination to start with. Trouble is most people who take it seriously think it is a manual for putting together furniture. :?
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Post by pErvinalia » Sun Mar 23, 2014 10:06 am

Jesus was a carpenter after all...
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Post by cronus » Sun Mar 23, 2014 10:11 am

rEvolutionist wrote:Jesus was a carpenter after all...
He got hung up with nails though.
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Post by Robert_S » Sun Mar 23, 2014 1:20 pm

What I've found with a few discussions I've had lately is this self-satisfaction that people express with their proffessed open mindedness. In realty it ammounts to wilful ignorance and intellectual cowardice as they are choosing to not form any sort of opinion on a particular topic. Basically "I don't know and I'm not going to look at any evidence because I'm quite happy on this fence."
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Post by Sean Hayden » Sun Mar 23, 2014 1:22 pm

:lol:

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Post by Seabass » Sun Mar 23, 2014 6:45 pm

:lol: That's fantastic.
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Post by Hermit » Sun Mar 23, 2014 9:46 pm

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Post by klr » Sun Mar 23, 2014 10:38 pm

Hermit wrote:Image
Neat. Simple and dignified, and thus showing up the Phelps for the assholes that they are.
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Post by Hermit » Mon Mar 24, 2014 12:14 am

Coming from a less charitable, perhaps overly cynical angle, the "holier than thou" tenor is clearly audible. Oneupmanship central, here we come. In a way you noticed that too: "...showing up the Phelps for the assholes that they are."
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Post by JimC » Mon Mar 24, 2014 12:52 am

Hermit wrote:Coming from a less charitable, perhaps overly cynical angle, the "holier than thou" tenor is clearly audible. Oneupmanship central, here we come. In a way you noticed that too: "...showing up the Phelps for the assholes that they are."
I find it in my heart to forgive them for this minor transgression, though... ;)
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