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Post by FBM » Fri Mar 21, 2014 2:08 pm

...you guessed it...Walmart. Had to be a Walmart, didn't it:

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Police are looking for a man who sucked a woman's toes in a North Carolina Walmart. He persuaded her to take off her shoes by telling her he was a podiatry student.

The man had the victim try on several pairs of shoes at the Lincolnton Walmart store Monday and, "at some point during the process," he stuck her foot in his mouth.

Detectives say the man tried the same thing at a different Walmart, 15 miles away, earlier that day. He didn't manage to suck any toes there, though, because his cover story was significantly worse: He told a woman he was "conducting a survey on the feet of different races and nationalities."

She took off her shoes, but backed out when he wanted her to take off her socks.
But...what charges would be filed? Is that remotely sexual? Injurious? Yeah, I know about foot fetishes and all, but still...no sex organs were involved... :dunno:
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Post by FBM » Fri Mar 21, 2014 2:09 pm

Caveat: I do not in any way condone sucking another person's toes in a Walmart without mutual consent.
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Post by mistermack » Fri Mar 21, 2014 2:29 pm

FBM wrote: But...what charges would be filed? Is that remotely sexual? Injurious? Yeah, I know about foot fetishes and all, but still...no sex organs were involved... :dunno:
Depends how they define sexual assault.
If it's an assault motivated by a sexual urge, I would personally class it as a sexual assault, even if it wasn't directed at the sex organs.
If it was done on a child, you can bet your life it would be a pedophile offence, whatever the wording is.

I doubt if the wording of the offence would be so specific as to exclude any part of the body.
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Post by cronus » Fri Mar 21, 2014 2:43 pm

Might have been done for streaming footage?
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Post by FBM » Fri Mar 21, 2014 2:47 pm

Scumple wrote:Might have been done for streaming footage?
For him, maybe "creaming footage." For her, maybe "screaming footage." Not sure.
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Post by Sean Hayden » Fri Mar 21, 2014 3:05 pm

Parasitis Toemay-i is an awkward though mostly harmless bug that normally goes unnoticed due to its finding ample opportunity for propagation through normal human activities. However not all humans are successful where it counts for Parasitis Toemay-i, so we still see episodes like these from time to time.

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Post by Drewish » Fri Mar 21, 2014 3:11 pm

FBM wrote:But...what charges would be filed? Is that remotely sexual? Injurious? Yeah, I know about foot fetishes and all, but still...no sex organs were involved... :dunno:
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Post by Tero » Fri Mar 21, 2014 3:23 pm

At least he was not into the kinky stuff: hammer toes and bunions.

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Post by cronus » Fri Mar 21, 2014 3:49 pm

Starts with sucking and then he finds the urge to bite and bite he will. That is what I'd worry about. This is a springboard to more serious behaviours. He's got a foot in the door. He's got his fixation. He needs to take it further, and he will unless they catch him. :coffee:
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Post by mistermack » Fri Mar 21, 2014 3:53 pm

It's a dirty habit.

You can catch toesilitis sucking toes.

It's lucky he didn't go one stage further or he could have picked up dicktheria.
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Post by Mysturji » Fri Mar 21, 2014 4:05 pm

Detectives say the man tried the same thing at a different Walmart, 15 miles away, earlier that day. He didn't manage to suck any toes there, though, because his cover story was significantly worse: He told a woman he was "conducting a survey on the feet of different races and nationalities."

She took off her shoes, but backed out when he wanted her to take off her socks.
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Post by Svartalf » Fri Mar 21, 2014 4:16 pm

He ought to go to Turkey, he'd just love living in Tarsus
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Post by mistermack » Fri Mar 21, 2014 4:26 pm

They have put out a description, he is described as down-at-heel, and they think it's unlikely that this was his sole offence.
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Post by JimC » Fri Mar 21, 2014 8:10 pm

No mean feat, really...
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