Meanwhile, back in Pretoria . . .

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Meanwhile, back in Pretoria . . .

Post by mistermack » Tue Mar 04, 2014 10:29 pm

Oscar Pistorius is on trial for murder.

It's not looking good for him. He claims he was in fear for his life so he shot what he thought was an intruder, through the panels of the toilet. It was his girlfriend. She had LOCKED the door.
Four shots without any verbal warning. Did the first shot kill her, and prevent her from screaming? That's the only way he could be innocent.
He's guilty of being a pathetic cunt, at the very least.
He's got bleached teeth and he's mad about guns. They should lock him up and throw away the key, just for that.

I give him a five percent chance of walking. At the moment.
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Re: Meanwhile, back in Pretoria . . .

Post by Svartalf » Tue Mar 04, 2014 10:34 pm

Seriously, how can you be in fear for your life when the "intruder" locks itself in the bathroom?
I hope he's given a mission to kill OJ
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Re: Meanwhile, back in Pretoria . . .

Post by Audley Strange » Tue Mar 04, 2014 11:41 pm

I am not sure, his claim seems implausible but I'm not convinced by the sheer conjecture and needless extrapolation of the witnesses so far.
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Re: Meanwhile, back in Pretoria . . .

Post by JimC » Wed Mar 05, 2014 12:25 am

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On Oscar Pistorius
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Re: Meanwhile, back in Pretoria . . .

Post by devogue » Wed Mar 05, 2014 6:30 am

The cunt hasn't got a leg to stand on.

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Re: Meanwhile, back in Pretoria . . .

Post by pErvinalia » Wed Mar 05, 2014 6:32 am

Why does anyone outside of South Africa care about this?
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Re: Meanwhile, back in Pretoria . . .

Post by devogue » Wed Mar 05, 2014 6:34 am

rEvolutionist wrote:Why does anyone outside of South Africa care about this?
Because it's interesting.

World famous athlete facing life in prison - huge amount of drama.

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Post by pErvinalia » Wed Mar 05, 2014 6:38 am

I honestly reckon it's because he's that AND he's only got one leg. That's drama2. If he had two legs, we wouldn't give that much of a shit.
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Post by devogue » Wed Mar 05, 2014 6:49 am

rEvolutionist wrote:I honestly reckon it's because he's that AND he's only got one leg. That's drama2. If he had two legs, we wouldn't give that much of a shit.
If it was Usain Bolt, yes we would.

And he's got no legs, I think.

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Re: Meanwhile, back in Pretoria . . .

Post by devogue » Wed Mar 05, 2014 6:50 am

Well, just the top bits.

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Re: Meanwhile, back in Pretoria . . .

Post by SteveB » Wed Mar 05, 2014 7:19 am

I thought it was the man with one arm who did it...not no legs.
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Re: Meanwhile, back in Pretoria . . .

Post by devogue » Wed Mar 05, 2014 7:24 am

SteveB wrote:I thought it was the man with one arm who did it...not no legs.
Lord Nelson Mandela?

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Re: Meanwhile, back in Pretoria . . .

Post by Hermit » Wed Mar 05, 2014 8:27 am

devogue wrote:The cunt hasn't got a leg to stand on.

Etc.
Unlike you, I will not presume guilt or innocence, but I will say this: No matter which way the verdict goes, there's no chance it will result in him landing on his feet.
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Re: Meanwhile, back in Pretoria . . .

Post by devogue » Wed Mar 05, 2014 8:34 am

Hermit wrote:
devogue wrote:The cunt hasn't got a leg to stand on.

Etc.
Unlike you, I will not presume guilt or innocence, but I will say this: No matter which way the verdict goes, there's no chance it will result in him landing on his feet.
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Re: Meanwhile, back in Pretoria . . .

Post by JimC » Wed Mar 05, 2014 8:35 am

Panes et circusem...
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