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Ragnorak : You're all stuffed now.

Post by cronus » Thu Feb 20, 2014 12:21 pm

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/weird ... 38092.html

Viking apocalypse: End of the world predicted to happen on Saturday

The end of the world is almost upon us if Norse mythology is to be believed, which predicts the Earth will split open and release the inhabitants of the underworld Hel on 22 February.

On Saturday, according to Norse legend at least, the series of events leading up to Ragnarok will culminate in an epic battle, where Norse gods Thor, Loki, Odin,

Freyr, Hermóðr, will fight. Odin will be killed by Fennir and the other creator gods will fall.

The Earth will fall into the sea, and life as we know it will cease to be.

It's not all bad news though, as the world will re-emerge anew and fertile, and two human survivors will be in charge of repopulating the Earth.

Events leading up to the Viking apocalypse Ragnarok have apparently already begun, after the wolf Fennir, son of Loki escaped from his prison and the giant serpent Migard emerged from the ocean.

Ragnorak is described in the 13th century Prose Edda, written by Snorri Sturluson. The Vikings believe Ragnarok occurs after three freezing winters, with no summers in between.

Experts from the Jorvik Viking Centre predicted the world would end on 22 February to coincide with the grand finale of the 30th JORVIK Viking Festival.

(continued, that one crept up didn't it...?) :crumple:

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Post by pErvinalia » Thu Feb 20, 2014 12:25 pm

What, again?!?
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Post by cronus » Thu Feb 20, 2014 12:44 pm

rEvolutionist wrote:What, again?!?
It's a comeback ruse for the Vikings. Relaunch plans involve drinking lots of beer and you know the rest.... :demon:
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Post by Clinton Huxley » Thu Feb 20, 2014 12:57 pm

At least Manowar will get an album out of it.
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Post by Svartalf » Thu Feb 20, 2014 1:03 pm

WTF? there hasn't been a Fimbulwinter, Ragnarokk can wait.
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Post by pErvinalia » Thu Feb 20, 2014 1:12 pm

I'm pretty sure this is only going to be the end of the northern hemisphere. We'll keep going on alright down here..
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Post by Thor » Thu Feb 20, 2014 1:20 pm

To all you Naysayers...
You'll be Thorry!

BTW, it's RAGNAROK
... and then she said: "YOU'RE Thor???? I haven't been able to thit down or pith thinth Thunday!!!"

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Post by Audley Strange » Thu Feb 20, 2014 1:27 pm

Baldrdash!
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Post by Svartalf » Thu Feb 20, 2014 3:00 pm

Od ious
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Another day, another end of the world..

Post by Rum » Sat Feb 22, 2014 2:15 pm

Its Ragnarök today! Get out your pointy helmets and prepare for the end!

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Post by Robert_S » Sat Feb 22, 2014 2:44 pm

How many worlds are we going to go through? We've been ending them for a long time it seems.
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Post by Svartalf » Sat Feb 22, 2014 2:52 pm

We'll have enough of them to reach the end.
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Post by Hermit » Sat Feb 22, 2014 3:14 pm

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Post by Svartalf » Sat Feb 22, 2014 3:17 pm

still Balderdash
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Post by klr » Sat Feb 22, 2014 6:36 pm

Mergification complete. One Ragornak is quite enough. :levi:
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