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Yay! Another Apocalypse is coming!

Post by Mysturji » Fri Jan 31, 2014 12:47 pm

:cheer: I missed the last one. :pop: And the one before that.

This guy must be legit. He has an impressive array of titles. I think he might be a Discordian. :levi:
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Re: Yay! Another Apocalypse is coming!

Post by klr » Fri Jan 31, 2014 1:04 pm

Meh. They don't make fire and brimstone like they used to.
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Post by Mysturji » Fri Jan 31, 2014 1:10 pm

klr wrote:Meh. They don't make fire and brimstone like they used to.
:roll: Of course.
You want a Classic Apocalypse. :bored:
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Post by pErvinalia » Fri Jan 31, 2014 1:11 pm

I've been waiting for and wondering about the next apocalypse! :awesome:
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Post by Audley Strange » Fri Jan 31, 2014 1:20 pm

You know why don't we get biblical on these bible types. Feed False prophets to hungry bears and keep crucifying those who claim they are Jesus. As for crazy sci-fi apocalypse cults, well, mass suicides of cultists, while tragic for their families, make great T.V. and thin the herd of deluded idiots.
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Post by Hermit » Fri Jan 31, 2014 1:23 pm

Oh no, not again. - Petunia
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Post by Clinton Huxley » Fri Jan 31, 2014 2:04 pm

New and Improved Apocalypse+
About bloody time.
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Post by laklak » Fri Jan 31, 2014 3:39 pm

You can't keep a good apocalypse down. It gets knocked down, then it gets up again.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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Re: Yay! Another Apocalypse is coming!

Post by Faithfree » Fri Jan 31, 2014 4:23 pm

Well, looks legit ... just like the last one.
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Post by jaydot » Fri Jan 31, 2014 6:30 pm

if he's the third eagle, who are the first two?
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Post by Jason » Fri Jan 31, 2014 6:34 pm

Julius Caesar and Adolf Hitler? :ask:
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Post by Hermit » Fri Jan 31, 2014 6:46 pm

Harold Camping would be one of them.

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Post by JimC » Fri Jan 31, 2014 8:18 pm

I'd rather have another Acropolis...
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Re: Yay! Another Apocalypse is coming!

Post by DaveDodo007 » Sat Feb 01, 2014 11:55 am

I was asleep during the last one, was it any good?
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Re: Yay! Another Apocalypse is coming!

Post by Mysturji » Tue Feb 04, 2014 5:01 pm

DaveDodo007 wrote:I was asleep during the last one, was it any good?
No. :sulk:
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Cormac wrote:Doom predictors have been with humans right through our history. They are like the proverbial stopped clock - right twice a day, but not due to the efficacy of their prescience.
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