Another shot at the case against gnus

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Re: Another shot at the case against gnus

Post by laklak » Fri Jan 17, 2014 2:25 pm

I can't believe how insensitive you lot are. Don't you remember the Gnutown shootings?
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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Re: Another shot at the case against gnus

Post by JacksSmirkingRevenge » Fri Jan 17, 2014 2:30 pm

Yes. The event was gnusworthy.
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Re: Another shot at the case against gnus

Post by Rum » Fri Jan 17, 2014 4:05 pm

Gnu York, Gnu York! So strange they named it twice!
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Re: Another shot at the case against gnus

Post by klr » Fri Jan 17, 2014 4:21 pm

What about Gnu control? :mob:
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Re: Another shot at the case against gnus

Post by Clinton Huxley » Fri Jan 17, 2014 5:06 pm

I think we need a gnu and impala-roved version of this thread.
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Re: Another shot at the case against gnus

Post by klr » Fri Jan 17, 2014 5:28 pm

Clinton Huxley wrote:I think we need a gnu and impala-roved version of this thread.
Yes, but we're on the horns of a dilemma now.
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Re: Another shot at the case against gnus

Post by Rum » Fri Jan 17, 2014 6:34 pm

You can only go safari with pun threads you know..
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Re: Another shot at the case against gnus

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Fri Jan 17, 2014 7:33 pm

Some people wonder if the Ratz Gnus thread is scripted. :tea:
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Re: Another shot at the case against gnus

Post by Rum » Fri Jan 17, 2014 8:08 pm

Thereby hangs a tail..
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Re: Another shot at the case against gnus

Post by JimC » Fri Jan 17, 2014 8:12 pm

Countries that already have strict controls on Gnus would be crazy to get rid of them. However, in the case of the country that already has vast numbers of uncontrolled Gnus roaming the streets (and we all know which one), there is a reasonable argument that attempting to introduce Gnu control is simply doomed to failure...
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Re: Another shot at the case against gnus

Post by FBM » Fri Jan 17, 2014 11:26 pm

Some people wonder if the Ratz Gnus thread is scripted. :tea:
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Re: Another shot at the case against gnus

Post by piscator » Sat Jan 18, 2014 2:35 am

Loaded question.
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Re: Another shot at the case against gnus

Post by JimC » Sat Jan 18, 2014 4:07 am

piscator wrote:Loaded question.
You're just giving the fanatics more ammunition... :nono:
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Re: Another shot at the case against gnus

Post by Hermit » Sat Jan 18, 2014 4:26 am

JimC wrote:
piscator wrote:Loaded question.
You're just giving the fanatics more ammunition... :nono:
Gnu fanatics are easily pacified. Just hand them a gnutella sandwich.
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Re: Another shot at the case against gnus

Post by Faithfree » Sat Jan 18, 2014 12:02 pm

Gnus don't kill people. People with gnus kill people. :coffee:
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