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by Hermit » Fri Jan 17, 2014 10:48 am
Continuing the farcical to and fro from here:
http://rationalia.com/forum/viewtopic.p ... 5#p1535365
Anyway, I'm against gnus. They are too ugly to be allowed to exist. They also trample all over lawns - and eat it. If everyone had a gnu, there'd be no grass left anywhere at all. Not even on golf courses.
Oh, wait. Maybe they are good for something after all. If only some properly trained and qualified officials owned gnus, like, say, caretakers of golf courses...
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by Clinton Huxley » Fri Jan 17, 2014 10:52 am
I believe Roosevelt helped the USA out of the Depression with the Gnu Deal, so they have their uses.
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by FBM » Fri Jan 17, 2014 11:00 am
As for me, I'm down with the Gnu Atheism, despite the herd mentality that keeps cropping up.
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by Hermit » Fri Jan 17, 2014 11:02 am
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by Hermit » Fri Jan 17, 2014 11:02 am
Clinton Huxley wrote:I believe Roosevelt helped the USA out of the Depression with the Gnu Deal, so they have their uses.
Nooooooes!!!!11!1!!11!! The Gnu Deal was a Marxist conspiracy to deliver the unwashed masses into hopeless, irredeemable dependency on tyrants, to be abused, eventually summarily executed at will and freighted to a factory where they will be processed to become gnutritious soylent green.
Now pass me that ice pick. I have a tyrant to take care of. That's what we freedom loving people do. We kill people who threaten glibertarian gliberty.
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by Clinton Huxley » Fri Jan 17, 2014 11:24 am
Hermit wrote:Clinton Huxley wrote:I believe Roosevelt helped the USA out of the Depression with the Gnu Deal, so they have their uses.
Nooooooes!!!!11!1!!11!! The Gnu Deal was a Marxist conspiracy to deliver the unwashed masses into hopeless, irredeemable dependency on tyrants, to be abused, eventually summarily executed at will and freighted to a factory where they will be processed to become gnutritious soylent green.
Now pass me that ice pick. I have a tyrant to take care of. That's what we freedom loving people do. We kill people who threaten glibertarian gliberty.
I never gnu that....but sounds like you have a bit of an ox to grind.
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by klr » Fri Jan 17, 2014 11:42 am
Send them all to Gnu Zealand.
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by FBM » Fri Jan 17, 2014 11:57 am
klr wrote:Send them all to Gnu Zealand.
Or Gnu Yoke.
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by klr » Fri Jan 17, 2014 11:59 am
FBM wrote:klr wrote:Send them all to Gnu Zealand.
Or Gnu Yoke.
Or next door to Gnu Joisey.
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by Hermit » Fri Jan 17, 2014 12:11 pm
This is a serious thread. Stop your supercilious gnatter, you bunch of fucking gnutters.
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by FBM » Fri Jan 17, 2014 12:33 pm
Gno.
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by Rum » Fri Jan 17, 2014 12:41 pm
If everyone owned a gnu we'd be up to our armpits in shit.
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by Tero » Fri Jan 17, 2014 12:47 pm
Will we be shooting any gnus? So we an move this to the gnu club.
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by Clinton Huxley » Fri Jan 17, 2014 1:13 pm
In the less enlightened corners of the globe, the young of these magnificent beasts are often sold into slavery. It's a terrible thing to see gnu kids on the block.
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by klr » Fri Jan 17, 2014 1:32 pm
Clinton Huxley wrote:In the less enlightened corners of the globe, the young of these magnificent beasts are often sold into slavery. It's a terrible thing to see gnu kids on the block.
Or even the chopping bock.
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