Woman held for noisy sex 'breach'

Post by **Gawdzilla Sama** » Sun Jul 12, 2009 12:52 pm

Mandatory post:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKZV1MSldJk

Post by **FBM** » Sun Jul 12, 2009 12:58 pm

pawiz wrote:I dated a screamer for a while. It was impossible for her not to scream her fucking head off every time. It made some situations quite interesting I can tell you.

My first Korean gf was like that. The neighbors handled it discreetly, tho. Sent word through indirect channels for me to cover her mouth or something. Sure didn't call the cops over it. The husband-neighbor would always grin at me after that, but his wife would never acknowledge my existence. People are funny.

Post by **lordpasternack** » Sun Jul 12, 2009 1:20 pm

This isn't the first case of its kind - though unfortunately I can't find any other stories on it at the moment. I seem to remember, from a book I have detailing lots of funny, verified, sexual misadventures, that one Italian man said something to the authorities about how making love to his wife when she wasn't hollering and squealing, was like making love to a cushion.

I think it's quite admirable that this couple enjoy sex so much, but one can't help but feel sorry for the neighbours. I mean, we all let ourselves go to some degree during good sex (something that I don't think I've quite had my fair share of) - women especially - but, uhm, this is a bit exceptional.

I wonder what can be done... they clearly can't ban people from shagging (or can they?), and she clearly isn't going to quieten down... Will they soundproof the flat? Provide them a little "shagging hut" in a more rural setting? Give them a house in the middle of a street of derelicts?

Post by **Pappa** » Sun Jul 12, 2009 11:47 pm

I hate ASBOs, they criminalise legal behaviours.

Post by **The Dawktor** » Mon Jul 13, 2009 10:57 am

When I was a Junior dr working in hospitals- my neighbour in the Drs Mess was a handsome rogue- who was working his way through all the totty in the hospital- or so it seemed!
His headboard was on the other side of a paper-thin wall to mine. Even in those times of sleep-deprivation- it was cruel to make me listen to his grunting and his Princess for the evening's moaning for however long it took!
So, as soon as the sex ended- I would phone him up breathlessly and thank him for the great sex! Strangely- this did not put him off at all!
I have only been with one 'whelper' (my current flame) and whilst it is wonderful to be with such an enthusiastic partner- I do worry about the neighbours- I was winked at my the mad lady next door the other day-

- it's just not British don'tcha know?

Post by **FBM** » Mon Jul 13, 2009 11:11 am

The Dawktor wrote:When I was a Junior dr working in hospitals- my neighbour in the Drs Mess was a handsome rogue- who was working his way through all the totty in the hospital- or so it seemed!
His headboard was on the other side of a paper-thin wall to mine. Even in those times of sleep-deprivation- it was cruel to make me listen to his grunting and his Princess for the evening's moaning for however long it took!
So, as soon as the sex ended- I would phone him up breathlessly and thank him for the great sex! Strangely- this did not put him off at all!
I have only been with one 'whelper' (my current flame) and whilst it is wonderful to be with such an enthusiastic partner- I do worry about the neighbours- I was winked at my the mad lady next door the other day- - it's just not British don'tcha know?

There should be a Latin (medical) term for this condition. Any ideas?

Post by **The Dawktor** » Mon Jul 13, 2009 11:15 am

FBM wrote:
The Dawktor wrote:When I was a Junior dr working in hospitals- my neighbour in the Drs Mess was a handsome rogue- who was working his way through all the totty in the hospital- or so it seemed!
His headboard was on the other side of a paper-thin wall to mine. Even in those times of sleep-deprivation- it was cruel to make me listen to his grunting and his Princess for the evening's moaning for however long it took!
So, as soon as the sex ended- I would phone him up breathlessly and thank him for the great sex! Strangely- this did not put him off at all!
I have only been with one 'whelper' (my current flame) and whilst it is wonderful to be with such an enthusiastic partner- I do worry about the neighbours- I was winked at my the mad lady next door the other day- - it's just not British don'tcha know?
There should be a Latin (medical) term for this condition. Any ideas?

Whelpus per coitum squealiae

Post by **FBM** » Mon Jul 13, 2009 11:34 am

The Dawktor wrote:
FBM wrote:
The Dawktor wrote:When I was a Junior dr working in hospitals- my neighbour in the Drs Mess was a handsome rogue- who was working his way through all the totty in the hospital- or so it seemed!
His headboard was on the other side of a paper-thin wall to mine. Even in those times of sleep-deprivation- it was cruel to make me listen to his grunting and his Princess for the evening's moaning for however long it took!
So, as soon as the sex ended- I would phone him up breathlessly and thank him for the great sex! Strangely- this did not put him off at all!
I have only been with one 'whelper' (my current flame) and whilst it is wonderful to be with such an enthusiastic partner- I do worry about the neighbours- I was winked at my the mad lady next door the other day- - it's just not British don'tcha know?
There should be a Latin (medical) term for this condition. Any ideas?
Whelpus per coitum squealiae

Sounds good to me...

Post by **charlou** » Mon Jul 13, 2009 12:37 pm

Pappa wrote:I hate ASBOs, they criminalise legal behaviours.

So it seems.

lordpasternack wrote:I wonder what can be done... they clearly can't ban people from shagging (or can they?), and she clearly isn't going to quieten down... Will they soundproof the flat? Provide them a little "shagging hut" in a more rural setting? Give them a house in the middle of a street of derelicts?

Bureaucracy try to help people resolve situations in the most sensible pragmatic way? I'd like to see that.

Post by **Pappa** » Mon Jul 13, 2009 12:45 pm

Charlou wrote:
Pappa wrote:I hate ASBOs, they criminalise legal behaviours.
So it seems.

The shocking thing is... you can be given an ASBO for some quite annoying behaviour... playing music loud or whatever - the kind of thing usually dealt with (poorly) in civil courts. Fine. But breaching the terms of an ASBO is a criminal offense, punishable ultimately with prison time. How the fuck did they manage that?

You can, in theory, be sent to prison for swearing at your neighbours or letting your dog shit on the pavement or.... (feel free to add any other antisocial but otherwise legal behaviour here).

Post by **AshtonBlack** » Mon Jul 13, 2009 12:48 pm

Pappa wrote:
Charlou wrote:
Pappa wrote:I hate ASBOs, they criminalise legal behaviours.
So it seems.
The shocking thing is... you can be given an ASBO for some quite annoying behaviour... playing music loud or whatever - the kind of thing usually dealt with (poorly) in civil courts. Fine. But breaching the terms of an ASBO is a criminal offense, punishable ultimately with prison time. How the fuck did they manage that?

You can, in theory, be sent to prison for swearing at your neighbours or letting your dog shit on the pavement or.... (feel free to add any other antisocial but otherwise legal behaviour here).

Go to prison for not recycling. (that'll be next!)

Post by **Pappa** » Mon Jul 13, 2009 1:13 pm

AshtonBlack wrote:
Pappa wrote:
Charlou wrote:
Pappa wrote:I hate ASBOs, they criminalise legal behaviours.
So it seems.
The shocking thing is... you can be given an ASBO for some quite annoying behaviour... playing music loud or whatever - the kind of thing usually dealt with (poorly) in civil courts. Fine. But breaching the terms of an ASBO is a criminal offense, punishable ultimately with prison time. How the fuck did they manage that?

You can, in theory, be sent to prison for swearing at your neighbours or letting your dog shit on the pavement or.... (feel free to add any other antisocial but otherwise legal behaviour here).
Go to prison for not recycling. (that'll be next!)

You could for leaving your bins out on the wrong day (if you'd been given an ASBO for it).

Post by **Cormac** » Mon Jul 13, 2009 6:22 pm

FBM wrote:A real screamer, I guess. I wonder if someone told her to put a sock in it...

Woman held for noisy sex 'breach'
A woman has been remanded in custody accused of breaching an Asbo banning her from being noisy during sex.

Neighbours complained of hearing Caroline Cartwright, 48, groaning and her bed banging against the wall at her home in Washington, Wearside.

Earlier this month she was given a four-year Asbo banning her from making excessive noise anywhere in England.

But she appeared in court on Monday, charged with three breaches of her Asbo in just 10 days.

She was remanded in custody until 5 May.

Cartwright was convicted of five breaches of a noise abatement notice on 17 April and fined £515.

But Houghton le Spring Magistrates' Court heard police arrested her on 18 April, on 22 April and again on 26 April, after reports from neighbours she was flouting the ban with her husband Steve.

Prosecutor Claire Ward said neighbours complained to police about early morning noises including shouting and groaning coming from the Cartwrights' home in Hall Road, Concord, Washington.

Cartwright elected to be tried by jury and the case will be transferred to Newcastle Crown Court at a later date.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/engl ... 021185.stm

Post by **lordpasternack** » Mon Jun 14, 2010 12:52 am

Post by **virphen** » Mon Jun 14, 2010 1:04 am

How fucking ridiculous.

Pun intended.

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