Baby Jesus statue stolen from Staffordshire pub

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Baby Jesus statue stolen from Staffordshire pub

Post by cronus » Wed Dec 18, 2013 8:34 am

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-st ... e-25421050

Baby Jesus statue stolen from Staffordshire pub

A life-size statue of the baby Jesus has been stolen from a nativity scene on the roof of a pub in Staffordshire.

The crib had been loaned to the Gatehouse in Clayton in Newcastle-under-Lyme from the nearby Our Lady and St Werburgh's Church.

Staffordshire Police said they believed thieves had taken the 15in (38cms) figure of Jesus and a 2ft (60cms) high statue of a shepherd on Saturday night.

Father Anton Madej said: "I'm shocked and so very sad this has happened."

The church holds an annual carol service at the pub and it was the sixth year in a row that the crib had been mounted on the roof, Father Madej said.

He said: "Jesus was born in the manger at the inn, the equivalent of a pub today, so it was good that we could work together to do this as a goodwill gesture for the community.

"It's just a shame it has been ruined by a small minority."

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Re: Baby Jesus statue stolen from Staffordshire pub

Post by JimC » Wed Dec 18, 2013 8:37 am

It has been stolen by a group of pedophiles. A little work with a masonry drill, some vaseline, and there you go...
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Post by pErvinalia » Wed Dec 18, 2013 8:40 am

Why doesn't god just punish the offenders and make them bring back Heysoos?
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Re: Baby Jesus statue stolen from Staffordshire pub

Post by jaydot » Wed Dec 18, 2013 8:43 am

life-size? are we talking midgets here?
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Post by NineBerry » Wed Dec 18, 2013 9:23 am

It's the rapture. Jesus has been taken up to heaven.

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Post by JimC » Wed Dec 18, 2013 9:25 am

NineBerry wrote:It's the rapture. Jesus has been taken up to heaven.
I thought he pops in and out to see mum and dad, in between his job as a roadie for the Stones...
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Re: Baby Jesus statue stolen from Staffordshire pub

Post by Clinton Huxley » Wed Dec 18, 2013 9:46 am

Boozy zealots have stolen it in the hope it can turn water into eggnog.
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Re: Baby Jesus statue stolen from Staffordshire pub

Post by Audley Strange » Wed Dec 18, 2013 10:05 am

Makes a change from the usual "how could they steal presents, it's Christmas?" bollocks we get every year along with Zombie Morecambe and Wise and increasingly lame seasonal episodes of newer T.V. shows.
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Re: Baby Jesus statue stolen from Staffordshire pub

Post by tattuchu » Wed Dec 18, 2013 1:33 pm

Is Ian Watkins free on bail? If so, there's your answer.
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