Severed hand kept alive on man's ankle

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Severed hand kept alive on man's ankle

Post by cronus » Mon Dec 16, 2013 6:02 pm

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-25405543

Severed hand kept alive on man's ankle

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Chinese doctors have saved a man's severed hand by grafting it to his ankle, it is reported.

Xiao Wei lost his right hand in an accident at work but could not have it reattached to his arm right away.

Instead, the hand was kept alive by stitching it to Mr Wei's left ankle and "borrowing" a blood supply from arteries in the leg.

A month later, surgeons were able to remove the hand and replant it back on his arm, according to Rex Features.

According to the report, Mr Wei's doctors from the Changsha region say he will need to undergo several other operations but they are hopeful that he will regain full function of his hand.

"His injury was severe. Besides ripping injuries, his arm was also flattened.

"We had to clear and treat his injuries before taking on the hand reattachment surgery."

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Post by JacksSmirkingRevenge » Mon Dec 16, 2013 6:06 pm

That's fucking creepy.
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Post by Clinton Huxley » Mon Dec 16, 2013 6:10 pm

Handy if he get an itchy toe.
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Post by JacksSmirkingRevenge » Mon Dec 16, 2013 6:15 pm

It could come in useful for playing Twister, I suppose. :ask:

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Post by PsychoSerenity » Mon Dec 16, 2013 6:16 pm

Bloody impressive if he does regain full function.
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Post by Animavore » Mon Dec 16, 2013 6:27 pm

Hankles.
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Post by tattuchu » Mon Dec 16, 2013 9:45 pm

Why not attach it to his dick? More practical, I should think. I mean, it's always a good time for a wank.
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Mon Dec 16, 2013 10:26 pm

This whole thread... :lol:
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Post by Drewish » Mon Dec 16, 2013 10:34 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:This whole thread... :lol:
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Post by pErvinalia » Tue Dec 17, 2013 1:47 am

:lol:
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Post by FBM » Tue Dec 17, 2013 1:50 am

Comedy gold. :hilarious:
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Post by pErvinalia » Tue Dec 17, 2013 9:10 am

I personally would have got it attached to the side of my face so that I could just put my face down in my food and shovel it straight into my mouth. Bypass arm movement. Efficient eating.
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Post by Clinton Huxley » Tue Dec 17, 2013 9:11 am

If he was a really devout Christian, they could have attached it to his other hand. Would look like he was perma-praying.
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Post by Clinton Huxley » Tue Dec 17, 2013 9:14 am

If ever my hand gets chopped off and needs to be kept alive for a bit, I'd like it attached to Scarlet Johansson's decolletage.
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Re: Severed hand kept alive on man's ankle

Post by JacksSmirkingRevenge » Tue Dec 17, 2013 9:30 am

"...and his chiropodist was never seen again after running out of the clinic screaming."
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