China lands Jade Rabbit robot rover on Moon

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China lands Jade Rabbit robot rover on Moon

Post by cronus » Sat Dec 14, 2013 3:50 pm

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-25356603

China lands Jade Rabbit robot rover on Moon

China says it has successfully landed a craft carrying a robotic rover on the surface of the Moon, a major step in its programme of space exploration.

On Saturday afternoon (GMT), a landing module underwent a powered descent, using thrusters to perform the first soft landing on the Moon in 37 years.

Several hours later, the lander will deploy a robotic rover called Yutu, which translates as "Jade Rabbit".

The touchdown took place on a flat plain called the Bay of Rainbows.

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Post by Animavore » Sat Dec 14, 2013 3:52 pm

Fake.
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Post by cronus » Sat Dec 14, 2013 4:00 pm

Animavore wrote:Fake.
Newer fakes though. :razzle:
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Post by Clinton Huxley » Sat Dec 14, 2013 4:14 pm

Jade Rabbit. Saw one of those in a...err....catalogue once
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The Lady's Travelling Companion? Saw the same one.. :coffee:

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Post by Faithfree » Sat Dec 14, 2013 9:41 pm

"That's one small hop for a Jade Rabbit ......."
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Post by Hermit » Sat Dec 14, 2013 9:46 pm

Faithfree wrote:"That's one small hop for a Jade Rabbit ...
... one giant leap for the Long March 3B rocket."
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Post by cronus » Sat Dec 14, 2013 10:08 pm

The moon looks a little more brown than when the 'Mericans went. Someone is telling fib-wibs.
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Post by JimC » Sat Dec 14, 2013 10:34 pm

"The moon has been cleansed of the decadent imperialist running-dogs. From now on, it shall be known as the People's Lunar Republic"
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Post by klr » Sat Dec 14, 2013 11:00 pm

JimC wrote:"The moon has been cleansed of the decadent imperialist running-dogs. From now on, it shall be known as the People's Lunar Republic"
:lol:

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Re: China lands Jade Rabbit robot rover on Moon

Post by JimC » Sun Dec 15, 2013 12:38 am

If any fault occurs in the electronics built in the worker's paradise, it will be because of sabotage by evil CIA agents! Revisionist swine! :lay:
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Scrumple wrote:The moon looks a little more brown than when the 'Mericans went. Someone is telling fib-wibs.
That was exactly my analysis of the photo.
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Re: China lands Jade Rabbit robot rover on Moon

Post by JimC » Sun Dec 15, 2013 1:01 am

Seth wrote:
Scrumple wrote:The moon looks a little more brown than when the 'Mericans went. Someone is telling fib-wibs.
That was exactly my analysis of the photo.
It should be easy for the US to find out - surely they could pin-point the position of the stream of radio telemetry it must be emitting...
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Post by Seth » Sun Dec 15, 2013 1:05 am

JimC wrote:
Seth wrote:
Scrumple wrote:The moon looks a little more brown than when the 'Mericans went. Someone is telling fib-wibs.
That was exactly my analysis of the photo.
It should be easy for the US to find out - surely they could pin-point the position of the stream of radio telemetry it must be emitting...
Notice how they cleverly cropped out the sky...
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Re: China lands Jade Rabbit robot rover on Moon

Post by JimC » Sun Dec 15, 2013 1:13 am

Seth wrote:
JimC wrote:
Seth wrote:
Scrumple wrote:The moon looks a little more brown than when the 'Mericans went. Someone is telling fib-wibs.
That was exactly my analysis of the photo.
It should be easy for the US to find out - surely they could pin-point the position of the stream of radio telemetry it must be emitting...
Notice how they cleverly cropped out the sky...
Well, if they really are playing some sort of a game, presumably they will be found out - they have to have 2 way radio communication, and they can't hide it. Any technologically advanced country would be able to detect and locate the signals...

For that reason, I think they have done exactly what they said they've done - they could not cope with losing face if they were discovered to be faking it...
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