]Marijuana in the bible

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Re: ]Marijuana in the bible

Post by Mark Dreher » Tue Dec 10, 2013 4:37 pm

rEvolutionist wrote:So, jesus was a stoner?







Yes, Jesus routinely consumed hemp.

The oil Jesus was anointed was made simply by "boiling hemp in olive oil".

You should look at the links in the OP.
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Re: ]Marijuana in the bible

Post by Jason » Tue Dec 10, 2013 4:56 pm

:lol:

Did he grow his own?
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Re: ]Marijuana in the bible

Post by Mark Dreher » Tue Dec 10, 2013 5:37 pm

No, that was simply a common ingredient of "the anointing oil".

Like a store bought deal.
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Re: ]Marijuana in the bible

Post by Jason » Tue Dec 10, 2013 6:01 pm

I don't roll with store bought.

I assemble my own.
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Re: ]Marijuana in the bible

Post by Rum » Tue Dec 10, 2013 6:02 pm

Well it ended up making me feel terrible. That must be connected to me becoming an atheist I guess. :ask:
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Re: ]Marijuana in the bible

Post by MrFungus420 » Tue Dec 10, 2013 7:07 pm

Mark Dreher wrote:Marijuana in the bible


It is important to note that marijuana is all over the bible.
No.

It isn't.

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Re: ]Marijuana in the bible

Post by Svartalf » Tue Dec 10, 2013 7:35 pm

If you follow the Sula Benet theory, it was a major component of the holy anointing oil used for kings and high priests...

Of course, Benet may have been a moron and some kind of reed may instead have been used
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Re: ]Marijuana in the bible

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Wed Dec 11, 2013 1:16 am

Svartalf wrote:If you follow the Sula Benet theory, it was a major component of the holy anointing oil used for kings and high priests...

Of course, Benet may have been a moron and some kind of reed may instead have been used
Reed/weed - prolly juss sum speak impudiment. :tea:
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Re: ]Marijuana in the bible

Post by JimC » Wed Dec 11, 2013 5:53 am

People were always getting stoned in the bible...

But not in a good way...

Given the reality of THC-induced psychosis for the susceptible, I'm beginning to get a little bit better feel for MD...
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Re: ]Marijuana in the bible

Post by Mark Dreher » Wed Dec 11, 2013 9:11 am

Svartalf wrote:If you follow the Sula Benet theory, it was a major component of the holy anointing oil used for kings and high priests...

Of course, Benet may have been a moron and some kind of reed may instead have been used






Wikipedia says it too.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holy_anointing_oil

And, it is listed in this version of the bible.

http://bible.ort.org/books/pentd2.asp?A ... CHAPTER=30
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Re: ]Marijuana in the bible

Post by FBM » Wed Dec 11, 2013 9:57 am

One toke over the line, sweet jeebu...

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Re: ]Marijuana in the bible

Post by Mark Dreher » Wed Dec 11, 2013 12:19 pm

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Re: ]Marijuana in the bible

Post by Mark Dreher » Wed Dec 11, 2013 2:56 pm

Rum wrote:Well it ended up making me feel terrible. That must be connected to me becoming an atheist I guess. :ask:






The main thing about hemp is that it does give you "profound hypoglycemia", or low blood sugar.

You have to "strictly avoid all sweets", as this will make it worse.

You do need to eat however, protein, i.e. milk, nuts, cheese, hamburger, etc..

Then, you will not have a bad reaction.

Hemp, only on a full stomach.

And no sweets.
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Re: ]Marijuana in the bible

Post by JimC » Wed Dec 11, 2013 8:24 pm

Bossy boots! :lay:
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