]Marijuana in the bible

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Re: ]Marijuana in the bible

Post by NineBerry » Tue Dec 10, 2013 1:36 pm

The Abrahamic religions are great at stoning

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Re: ]Marijuana in the bible

Post by Mark Dreher » Tue Dec 10, 2013 1:41 pm

Faithfree wrote:A ]Marijuana-addled Jesus requires a reinterpretation of some bits of the New Testament, for example the miracle of the loaves and fishes is actually the miracle of the curing of the munchies. :coffee:





That is true, Jesus was always "starving a bit".

Hemp, is a part of God's utopia for us.

To make our life better.

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Post by pErvinalia » Tue Dec 10, 2013 1:43 pm

Hey Mark, what do you think of the new Popey? He's a bit of a commie, yeah?
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Re: ]Marijuana in the bible

Post by Mark Dreher » Tue Dec 10, 2013 1:44 pm

NineBerry wrote:The Abrahamic religions are great at stoning





Hemp, is normal for anyone.

Part of my mission is to tell people that.

If God says it's OK, it is.

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Re: ]Marijuana in the bible

Post by Mark Dreher » Tue Dec 10, 2013 1:48 pm

rEvolutionist wrote:Hey Mark, what do you think of the new Popey? He's a bit of a commie, yeah?







The third vision of Fatima says "I will kill the Pope".

Dead duck.

I "hit him him the head with a sword", the prophecy says.

The sword is my tongue.

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Post by pErvinalia » Tue Dec 10, 2013 1:52 pm

Why do you want to kill him? And isn't that a bit unchristianly?
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Re: ]Marijuana in the bible

Post by Faithfree » Tue Dec 10, 2013 1:56 pm

rEvolutionist wrote:Why do you want to kill him? And isn't that a bit unchristianly?
You're mistaking Christianity for unity. There are as many flavours of Christian as there are species of beetle - and they all think all the others are wrong. :hehe:
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Post by pErvinalia » Tue Dec 10, 2013 1:58 pm

Popey's got the most followers, though. So he wins.
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Re: ]Marijuana in the bible

Post by Faithfree » Tue Dec 10, 2013 2:02 pm

rEvolutionist wrote:Popey's got the most followers, though. So he wins.
You have a point, but as a child of protestant parents, even my god-dodging self has to heap some shit on the poop. :coffee:
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Re: ]Marijuana in the bible

Post by Mark Dreher » Tue Dec 10, 2013 2:37 pm

rEvolutionist wrote:Why do you want to kill him? And isn't that a bit unchristianly?





No, actually, Jesus kills 1.2 billion people.

You did not know this?

Revelation 6:6-8

The Fourth Seal--Death

7When the Lamb (the Second Coming of the Lord Jesus Christ) broke the fourth seal, I heard the voice of the fourth living creature saying, "Come." 8 "And I looked, and behold, I saw a pale horse; and he who sat on it had the name Death, and all Hell followed along with him. And authority was given unto him over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with the sword (my tongue), and with famine, and with pestilence, and with the wild beasts of the earth".

Bad people, you know.

People who don't say grace.

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Post by pErvinalia » Tue Dec 10, 2013 2:57 pm

So religion isn't about peace, it's about hate? I thought so.
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Re: ]Marijuana in the bible

Post by Mark Dreher » Tue Dec 10, 2013 3:31 pm

God hates those who deserve it.

i.e. people who ignore God.

These unfortunates, are a waste of space.

Sucking up the good peoples air.

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Re: ]Marijuana in the bible

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Tue Dec 10, 2013 3:50 pm

Oh, Mark's back. :ddpan:
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Re: ]Marijuana in the bible

Post by subversive science » Tue Dec 10, 2013 3:58 pm

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Oh, Mark's back. :ddpan:
Must be the weather. :read:

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Re: ]Marijuana in the bible

Post by cronus » Tue Dec 10, 2013 4:08 pm

Jesus was a pusher which is why the authorities had to finish him off. Look how pale you are Mark? That's through drugs I'd hazard a guess. How you ever gonna get anywhere in life looking like a corpse?
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