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Woman held for noisy sex 'breach'

Post by FBM » Sun Jul 12, 2009 9:36 am

A real screamer, I guess. I wonder if someone told her to put a sock in it... :shifty:

Woman held for noisy sex 'breach'
A woman has been remanded in custody accused of breaching an Asbo banning her from being noisy during sex.

Neighbours complained of hearing Caroline Cartwright, 48, groaning and her bed banging against the wall at her home in Washington, Wearside.

Earlier this month she was given a four-year Asbo banning her from making excessive noise anywhere in England.

But she appeared in court on Monday, charged with three breaches of her Asbo in just 10 days.

She was remanded in custody until 5 May.

Cartwright was convicted of five breaches of a noise abatement notice on 17 April and fined £515.

But Houghton le Spring Magistrates' Court heard police arrested her on 18 April, on 22 April and again on 26 April, after reports from neighbours she was flouting the ban with her husband Steve.

Prosecutor Claire Ward said neighbours complained to police about early morning noises including shouting and groaning coming from the Cartwrights' home in Hall Road, Concord, Washington.

Cartwright elected to be tried by jury and the case will be transferred to Newcastle Crown Court at a later date.


http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/engl ... 021185.stm
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Post by AshtonBlack » Sun Jul 12, 2009 9:39 am

What a fucking waste of court time. :nono:

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Post by Animavore » Sun Jul 12, 2009 9:43 am

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Post by FBM » Sun Jul 12, 2009 9:50 am

Come to think of it, why didn't hubby get an Asbo? He was obviously an active participant/collaborator, if not with the screaming, then with the bed banging against the wall part.
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Post by klr » Sun Jul 12, 2009 9:59 am

I don't suppose we'll ever get to hear a recording of the evidence for ourselves? :eddy:
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Post by FBM » Sun Jul 12, 2009 10:10 am

klr wrote:I don't suppose we'll ever get to hear a recording of the evidence for ourselves? :eddy:
I don't know what the laws are over there, but if it's a matter of public record, you should be able to request it... :dono:
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What's the difference between an Asbo and a D-notice?
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sun Jul 12, 2009 11:27 am

At this point Tigger is hoping nobody mentions Mousy, so please, don't say anything about her, k?
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Post by Don't Panic » Sun Jul 12, 2009 12:30 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:What's the difference between an Asbo and a D-notice?
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sun Jul 12, 2009 12:31 pm

DP wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:What's the difference between an Asbo and a D-notice?
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Semi-serious. I know what a D-notice is.
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Post by Don't Panic » Sun Jul 12, 2009 12:33 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:
DP wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:What's the difference between an Asbo and a D-notice?
:think: Serious question or joke?
Semi-serious. I know what a D-notice is.
Asbo is anti social behaviour order, they're a merit system for chavs, the more you get the more chavvy you are.
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sun Jul 12, 2009 12:34 pm

DP wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:
DP wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:What's the difference between an Asbo and a D-notice?
:think: Serious question or joke?
Semi-serious. I know what a D-notice is.
Asbo is anti social behaviour order, they're a merit system for chavs, the more you get the more chavvy you are.
What happened to the good old "thug" label? :cry:
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Post by FBM » Sun Jul 12, 2009 12:41 pm

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Post by Don't Panic » Sun Jul 12, 2009 12:48 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:
DP wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:
DP wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:What's the difference between an Asbo and a D-notice?
:think: Serious question or joke?
Semi-serious. I know what a D-notice is.
Asbo is anti social behaviour order, they're a merit system for chavs, the more you get the more chavvy you are.
What happened to the good old "thug" label? :cry:
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Re: Woman held for noisy sex 'breach'

Post by cowiz » Sun Jul 12, 2009 12:50 pm

I dated a screamer for a while. It was impossible for her not to scream her fucking head off every time. It made some situations quite interesting I can tell you.
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