Pat Robertson slams low-carb diets

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Pat Robertson slams low-carb diets

Post by cronus » Wed Oct 09, 2013 3:35 am

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world ... 67089.html

Pat Robertson slams low-carb diets for 'violating' God's principles

Considering going on a low-carb diet? You may have considered the health implications, but have you checked it with your local priest?

If you take Pat Robertson at his word you may wish to, after the well-known American TV evangelist hit out at the fad for low-carb diets. He might not be the first person to criticise high protein diets, which have long been a subject of debate among dieticians, but he may be one of the first to try to criticise them for “violating” God’s principles.

“You get swollen joints, you get gout, you get all kinds of problems, where you ache like crazy,” Robertson told The 700 Club programme on CBN - a network that he owns. “Everybody thought Atkins was wonderful and they’ve got all these scientific tests, but... The carbs are the fire that burn everything completely. Sooner or later, it violates the principles that God set down.”

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Post by laklak » Wed Oct 09, 2013 3:38 am

That crazy old fucker has an answer for everything, doesn't he?
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Post by Seabass » Wed Oct 09, 2013 3:46 am

laklak wrote:That crazy old fucker has an answer for everything, doesn't he?
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Re: Pat Robertson slams low-carb diets

Post by JimC » Wed Oct 09, 2013 3:51 am

God hates protein...
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Wed Oct 09, 2013 3:59 am

JimC wrote:God hates protein...
Especially, so I hear, in the form of faggots. :nono:
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Post by JimC » Wed Oct 09, 2013 4:00 am

Someone needs to do a dietary analysis of manna from heaven...
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Post by laklak » Wed Oct 09, 2013 2:40 pm

JimC wrote:Someone needs to do a dietary analysis of manna from heaven...
Ingredients: Flour, Holy water, Blood of the Lamb, Red Sea Dye #2, partially hydrogenated Grace, divinatus extract.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Post by Audley Strange » Wed Oct 09, 2013 2:52 pm

"And sayeth Jehovah God, I leave you all the plants and animals of this earth to partake of, blessed be the pudding faced, for they shall bloat to the size of Great Leviathan, their breathe will shorten and their chests will tighten and they will feel the light of God surge down their forearm and be welcomed to the kingdom of heaven, but those that partake only of fruit and leaves shall wear the mark of Cain and be doomed to walk the earth for double the length of the pudding faced." Genesis 3.14. Kraft Foods Version.
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Re: Pat Robertson slams low-carb diets

Post by hadespussercats » Wed Oct 09, 2013 6:06 pm

Yeesh. I don't like finding out Part Robertson and I agree about anything.

Although his reasons for bashing on Paleo diets are so stupid it's almost as though we don't agree anyway. So there's that.

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Post by Ayaan » Wed Oct 09, 2013 6:43 pm

Why does anyone still listen to anything he says?
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Post by Animavore » Wed Oct 09, 2013 6:45 pm

For lulz, I thought.
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Re: Pat Robertson slams low-carb diets

Post by klr » Wed Oct 09, 2013 6:59 pm

Ayaan wrote:Why does anyone still listen to anything he says?
I thought he was dead. But he's not. That displeases me. :lay:
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Re: Pat Robertson slams low-carb diets

Post by samphony » Wed Oct 09, 2013 7:01 pm

5.5 stones of weightloss for me and a new life beyond imagining for my family says the stupid, dangerous old cunt and his god are wrong.

What the fuck does Yaweh know about food anyway? He can't even work out the circumference of a pie, or something.

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Post by Audley Strange » Wed Oct 09, 2013 7:16 pm

Perhaps he's about to peg it and wants to take his flock with him. I think we should encourage it.
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Re: Pat Robertson slams low-carb diets

Post by laklak » Wed Oct 09, 2013 7:25 pm

Wouldn't surprise me if Pat was into pegging.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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