Do you ever find yourself arguing with liberals on the internet? Are you tired of people telling you about how awesome free healthcare is for the economy? Or how you should just shut up and pay your fair share because crack whores need iPhones too? Or how we should ban the super ultra-deadly assault rifle AR-15 shotgun Glock? Or been asked why do you hate old people, you cismale gendernormative fascist, hatey-McHaterton-hatey-hate-hatemongering racist?
Have you grown frustrated because arguing with the willfully ignorant is like repeatedly punching a really dumb cactus?
Well, I’ve prepared a handy checklist so you can accurately predict what your willfully ignorant statist will spout next! Have fun with this, as you can follow your friends arguments and play bingo with these. If you are new to internet debate, just find any kerfuffle on Facebook and see how long it takes for you to check most of these off. It is fun for the whole family!
The Internet Arguing checklist--for non-leftists
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The Internet Arguing checklist--for non-leftists
Internet Arguing Checklist ~Larry Coreia 09.20.13
But here’s the thing about rights. They’re not actually supposed to be voted on. That’s why they’re called rights. ~Rachel Maddow August 2010
The Second Amendment forms a fourth branch of government (an armed citizenry) in case the government goes mad. ~Larry Nutter
The Second Amendment forms a fourth branch of government (an armed citizenry) in case the government goes mad. ~Larry Nutter
Re: The Internet Arguing checklist--for non-leftists
Needs more straw.
Libertarianism: The belief that out of all the terrible things governments can do, helping people is the absolute worst.
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Yeah.
Fact: Progressives are smarter and better educated than Conservatives. So go fuck yourselves with claims of "ignorance". You'd struggle to find a more ignorant person on the planet than a republican, and even more so a republican tea bagger.
Fact: Progressives are smarter and better educated than Conservatives. So go fuck yourselves with claims of "ignorance". You'd struggle to find a more ignorant person on the planet than a republican, and even more so a republican tea bagger.
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"Socialized medicine is just exactly as morally defensible as gassing and cooking Jews" - Seth. Yes, he really did say that..
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Its unfair to argue that applies just to leftists. Most people, whatever their ideology seem to end up working with the same mechanics.
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Doesn't he just. One of those ones with the little spoony bit on the end ... must be so useful for felching right up into that shit.Animavore wrote:Needs more straw.
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Re: The Internet Arguing checklist--for non-leftists
Any civilized nation should be judged on how it treats its weakest members. I also notice that countries with a welfare state become progressively less religious.
We should be MOST skeptical of ideas we like because we are sufficiently skeptical of ideas that we don't like. Penn Jillette.
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Conservatism is basically an ideology based around fear/hate of others. That's pretty much what it boils down to. If you, GS, want to be associated with that, then good luck to you.
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"Socialized medicine is just exactly as morally defensible as gassing and cooking Jews" - Seth. Yes, he really did say that..
"Seth you are a boon to this community" - Cunt.
"I am seriously thinking of going on a spree killing" - Svartalf.
"The Western world is fucking awesome because of mostly white men" - DaveDodo007.
"Socialized medicine is just exactly as morally defensible as gassing and cooking Jews" - Seth. Yes, he really did say that..
"Seth you are a boon to this community" - Cunt.
"I am seriously thinking of going on a spree killing" - Svartalf.
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Re: The Internet Arguing checklist--for non-leftists
charlou wrote:Doesn't he just. One of those ones with the little spoony bit on the end ... must be so useful for felching right up into that shit.Animavore wrote:Needs more straw.
Yep. Leftists are so smart, they don't even have a clue what kind of "straw" they're even talking about.
So clueless.
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I used to be a "progressive."rEvolutionist wrote:Yeah.
Fact: Progressives are smarter and better educated than Conservatives. So go fuck yourselves with claims of "ignorance". You'd struggle to find a more ignorant person on the planet than a republican, and even more so a republican tea bagger.
I went to graduate school. Did you?
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I've got a number of post graduate qualifications, if that's what "graduate school" is. But I do so love a personal anecdote.
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"I am seriously thinking of going on a spree killing" - Svartalf.
"The Western world is fucking awesome because of mostly white men" - DaveDodo007.
"Socialized medicine is just exactly as morally defensible as gassing and cooking Jews" - Seth. Yes, he really did say that..
"Seth you are a boon to this community" - Cunt.
"I am seriously thinking of going on a spree killing" - Svartalf.
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Graduate school is a Master's, Ph.D., medical school, law school, etc.rEvolutionist wrote:I've got a number of post graduate qualifications, if that's what "graduate school" is. But I do so love a personal anecdote.
So, I'll take that as a no.
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Isn't a Masters in the US a tinpot degree? A Masters here is at least 2 years of full on research/study. I was one subject away from getting my Masters, but took the next degree down as I got a good job before I finished it.
But once again, I'm not sure what personal anecdotes add to the discussion.
But once again, I'm not sure what personal anecdotes add to the discussion.
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"Socialized medicine is just exactly as morally defensible as gassing and cooking Jews" - Seth. Yes, he really did say that..
"Seth you are a boon to this community" - Cunt.
"I am seriously thinking of going on a spree killing" - Svartalf.
"The Western world is fucking awesome because of mostly white men" - DaveDodo007.
"Socialized medicine is just exactly as morally defensible as gassing and cooking Jews" - Seth. Yes, he really did say that..
"Seth you are a boon to this community" - Cunt.
"I am seriously thinking of going on a spree killing" - Svartalf.
Re: The Internet Arguing checklist--for non-leftists
Collector1337 wrote:charlou wrote:Doesn't he just. One of those ones with the little spoony bit on the end ... must be so useful for felching right up into that shit.Animavore wrote:Needs more straw.
Yep. Leftists are so smart, they don't even have a clue what kind of "straw" they're even talking about.
So clueless.
The irony too subtle for you? Understandable, given it was further obscured by an old ratz in joke.
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Re: The Internet Arguing checklist--for non-leftists
Skim until offended, isn't that the truth.THE LEFT WING INTERNET ARGUING CHECKLIST
Skim until Offended
Disqualify that Opinion
Attack, Attack, Attack
Disregard Inconvenient facts
Make Shit Up
Resort to Moral Equivalency
Concern Trolling
When all else fails, Racism!
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