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Scat attack on church leaves foul odour

Post by cronus » Sun Aug 25, 2013 1:11 pm

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-yo ... e-23825199

Wintringham church arsonist carried out 'abhorrent' attack

Actions of a vandal who set fire to parts of a church, put swear words in a prayer book and defecated in the vestry were "abhorrent and disgraceful".

The four fires did not spread but a Jacobean pew and kneeler cushion were damaged, at St Peter's Church in Wintringham, near Malton.

North Yorkshire Police urged anyone with information to come forward.

PC Katie Shaw said it was "beyond belief why anyone would do such a thing and what they stood to gain from it".

She said: "The church is in a rural and isolated location but is open to members of the public to enjoy.

"This incident [which happened last Wednesday] is a particularly abhorrent and disgraceful attack on a building which has stood for hundreds of years."

(continued, I feel the buildings pain... :fp:
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Post by pErvinalia » Sun Aug 25, 2013 1:13 pm

:hehe:

eta: To be clear, I'm laughing at Scrumples last line and what the police officer said. Even though I think religion is a pox on the world, this sort of act is pretty shit pathetic.
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Post by Faithfree » Sun Aug 25, 2013 1:17 pm

I'm sure the police are on the scent .. :tea:
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Post by Tero » Sun Aug 25, 2013 2:18 pm

Idiot. He left dna in the poop.

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Post by pErvinalia » Sun Aug 25, 2013 2:19 pm

I doubt DNA could survive in my poo. Too toxic. :shifty:
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Post by hackenslash » Sun Aug 25, 2013 2:33 pm

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Re: Scat attack on church leaves foul odour

Post by charlou » Sun Aug 25, 2013 3:16 pm

The use of the term scat implies animal behaviour. I've yet to learn of any animal other than humans being maliciously offensive.

OTOH, maybe the poor guy's suffering some kind of religious institution ptsd
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Post by Robert_S » Sun Aug 25, 2013 3:25 pm

charlou wrote:The use of the term scat implies animal behaviour. I've yet to learn of any animal other than humans being maliciously offensive.

OTOH, maybe the poor guy's suffering some kind of religious institution ptsd
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Sun Aug 25, 2013 3:31 pm

Purposeless, infantile vandalism. I hope they catch the twats.
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Post by cronus » Sun Aug 25, 2013 3:41 pm

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Purposeless, infantile vandalism. I hope they catch the twats.
Could be the militant wing of the Jedi. Looks like a lightsaber burn? and the Bible had annotations added. :tup:
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Post by laklak » Sun Aug 25, 2013 6:19 pm

I thought this thread was going to be about Cab Calloway.
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Post by Audley Strange » Sun Aug 25, 2013 7:22 pm

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Post by hackenslash » Mon Aug 26, 2013 1:04 am

Audley Strange wrote:Somewhere in Yorkshire a teenage goth thinks he's got it made with Satan.
Yorkshire? They can't spell that well, probably thinks he's got it made with Santa.

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Post by Bella Fortuna » Mon Aug 26, 2013 1:09 am

laklak wrote:I thought this thread was going to be about Cab Calloway.
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