Academic scholar writes book about Christianity

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Academic scholar writes book about Christianity

Post by tattuchu » Sun Jul 28, 2013 9:30 pm

Academic scholar, who happens to be Muslim, writes book about Christianity, goes on Faux News for interview, hilarity ensues:

http://thinkprogress.org/media/2013/07/ ... ?mobile=nc
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Re: Academic scholar writes book about Christianity

Post by Animavore » Sun Jul 28, 2013 10:57 pm

Want.
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Re: Academic scholar writes book about Christianity

Post by mistermack » Tue Jul 30, 2013 6:34 pm

Fox News makes no effort to be truthful or accurate though.

They just want to entertain morons, and get them to watch the commercials.

This sort of stuff does the trick. Truthful reporting doesn't come into it.

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Re: Academic scholar writes book about Christianity

Post by Rum » Tue Jul 30, 2013 6:35 pm

The interviewer is a cunt.

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Re: Academic scholar writes book about Christianity

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Tue Jul 30, 2013 11:58 pm

Rum wrote:The interviewer is a cunt.
Nowhere near as useful or productive as a cunt in my onion. :tea:

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Re: Academic scholar writes book about Christianity

Post by Animavore » Wed Jul 31, 2013 7:54 am

Have.
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Re: Academic scholar writes book about Christianity

Post by colubridae » Wed Jul 31, 2013 8:08 am

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Nowhere near as useful or productive as a cunt in my onion. :tea:
You have cunt in your onion? Impressive! Does it make your eyes water? :food:
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Re: Academic scholar writes book about Christianity

Post by Animavore » Wed Jul 31, 2013 8:12 am

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Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Nowhere near as useful or productive as a cunt in my onion. :tea:
You have cunt in your onion? Impressive! Does it make your eyes water? :food:
Why would it make his eyes water? He said a 'cunt in his onion' not 'an onion in his cunt'. :)
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Re: Academic scholar writes book about Christianity

Post by colubridae » Wed Jul 31, 2013 9:09 am

Animavore wrote:
colubridae wrote:
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Nowhere near as useful or productive as a cunt in my onion. :tea:
You have cunt in your onion? Impressive! Does it make your eyes water? :food:
Why would it make his eyes water? He said a 'cunt in his onion' not 'an onion in his cunt'. :)
Sorry! False assumption. I assumed because he said 'cunt in his onion' he was perforce shagging his onion. :prof:
(if I had an onion with a cunt in it, I would shag its layers off. But that's just me) :ab:
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Re: Academic scholar writes book about Christianity

Post by Animavore » Wed Jul 31, 2013 9:21 am

Fucking surreal! :lol:
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Re: Academic scholar writes book about Christianity

Post by PsychoSerenity » Wed Jul 31, 2013 9:36 am

If an onion had a cunt, would you shag it?
If an onion had a cunt, whey-hey!
If an onion had a cunt, would you shag it?
Would you shag it 'til the break of day?
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Re: Academic scholar writes book about Christianity

Post by Animavore » Wed Jul 31, 2013 9:44 am

Yes. :coffee:
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Re: Academic scholar writes book about Christianity

Post by Robert_S » Wed Jul 31, 2013 11:18 am

The interviewer was right.

You can't properly misunderstand Christianity unless you've made a sincere incision to let Jesus enter your heart and mind.
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Re: Academic scholar writes book about Christianity

Post by Mysturji » Wed Jul 31, 2013 12:51 pm

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If an onion had a cunt, whey-hey!
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Re: Academic scholar writes book about Christianity

Post by tattuchu » Thu Aug 01, 2013 3:00 pm

People think "queue" is just "q" followed by 4 silent letters.

But those letters are not silent.

They're just waiting their turn.

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