Wacky and Funny Celebrity Quotes

[Coito ergo sum]

“I’d rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a tin." - Gwyneth Paltrow

"...but really it's the holy trinity of Vegenaise, avocado, and salt that makes this like a favorite pair of jeans..." - Gwyneth Paltrow.

"I don't eat red meat, but sometimes a man needs a steak." - Gwyneth Paltrow

“I think that the most important thing is how I would want to raise my children, is just to not see color. That’s important to me.” - Kim Kardashian

“You GOTTA say that one thing to her … Don’t make me have to tell you again, that’s my p-ssy baby! … so you better not give it away! “So every person in this motherF–king building, if you got a bad b–ch you better say that sh-t to her, or she might f–k another n-gga.” - Chris Brown

“Psychiatry is a pseudoscience…. You don’t know the history of psychiatry. I do…Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, you don’t even -you’re glib. You don’t even know what Ritalin is.” - Tom Cruise

“What are you looking at sugar-tits?” - Mel Gibson

“I think that gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman." - Arnold Swarzennegger

“I thought Europe was a country?” -Kellie Pickler

“We found a great rhythm. Contractions started kicking in. I sat there with her, right between her legs. We got tribal on it, we danced to it! I was DJ-ing this Brazilian music." -- Matthew McConaughey (about the birth of his son)

“I make Jessica Simpson look like a rock scientist.” - Tara Reid

“He looks like a girl.” -Marlon Brando (describing Leonardo DiCaprio)

“I think MTV should consider using subtitles. Half the time, even I can’t understand what the fuck I’m talking about.” - Ozzy Osbourne

“I love any movie that has a retarded person working at Starbucks.” - Chris Kattan

“I get to go to a lot of overseas places, like Canada.” - Britney Spears

“You know what? I am actually not that much into voting. I think it’s kinda crazy that a woman is running, because I think that women deal with a lot of emotions and menopause and PMS and stuff. Like, I’m so moody all the time, I know I couldn’t be able to run a country, ‘cause I’d be crying one day and yelling at people the next day, ya know?” - Brooke Hogan

[klr]

Anything by Boris Johnson:

http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Boris_Johnson

[Tyrannical]

What cheese comes from a tin

[Mysturji]

[Tyrannical]

Squirt cheese does not come from a tin.

[Kristie]

I love that stuff.

[Tyrannical]

That is aluminum!

[Coito ergo sum]

I love that stuff.

Is it the cheese you love, or the elongated tube shooting something into your mouth?

[Kristie]

I love that stuff.

Is it the cheese you love, or the elongated tube shooting something into your mouth?

I do love things squirting into my mouth...

[Coito ergo sum]

I do love things squirting into my mouth...

...then boy, howdy, do I have just the thing for you...

[Mysturji]

I think we just found FBM's new avatar!

[Kristie]

I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix.
- Dan Quayle

We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?
- Lee Iacocca

I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid.
- Terry Bradshaw

The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush.
- Sylvestor Stallone

Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.
- Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC

Will the highways on the internet become more few?
- George W Bush

I have opinions of my own --strong opinions-- but I don't always agree with them.

-George Bush

[Kristie]

I do love things squirting into my mouth...

...then boy, howdy, do I have just the thing for you...

You have Reddi Whip?!??

[Coito ergo sum]

I do love things squirting into my mouth...

...then boy, howdy, do I have just the thing for you...

You have Reddi Whip?!??

Yes! I make it myself.

[Tyrannical]

I do love things squirting into my mouth...

...then boy, howdy, do I have just the thing for you...

Boy? I suppose I must have misjudged you.