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Creepy ass crackers and other colorful phrases

Post by Tero » Mon Jul 22, 2013 11:24 am

I haven't hung around minorities for a long time. Oh we do have African-americans at work, but they all speak proper English like Bill Cosby.
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List some terms you have actually heard people use and the context. I don't want the googled sites that make slang dictionaries. If you catch something on Facebook, that is fine too. Quote the smallest part possible.

Not limiting to blacks, you can include other communities in the low income areas.

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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Mon Jul 22, 2013 11:25 am

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Post by FBM » Mon Jul 22, 2013 11:33 am

'Booger-eatin' moron' is still my favorite southernism. 'Slack-jawed yokel' is from the Simpsons, I guess, but I like it, too. '(Open) Mouth-breather' works.
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Post by Tero » Mon Jul 22, 2013 2:50 pm

My German friend Dieter lived in Oakland in th early 80s. His hobby was to pick up slang expressions. He called gays turd burglars. A descriptive but outdated word. He had a huge Chevy, his ghetto cruiser. He was akways avoiding some streets, afraid he would get "Swiss cheese effects", bullets, on the car doors. I think he invented the term.

There was an old man selling peanuts at the street corner, with loose dentures. I have forgotten Dieter's term for oral sex with the dentures out. Not sure he had the price even, for those services.

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Post by Coito ergo sum » Mon Jul 22, 2013 2:55 pm

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Post by pErvinalia » Mon Jul 22, 2013 3:37 pm

I like that example in your thread title. I suspect how it is supposed to be phrased, but the spelling in the articles at the time left it open to interpretation. Was he talking about a creepy-ass cracker, or a creepy ass-cracker? :hehe:
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Mon Jul 22, 2013 4:41 pm

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Post by Tero » Mon Jul 22, 2013 6:52 pm

Well rEv, sounds interesting, but cracker is a whitey, a slave driver.

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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Mon Jul 22, 2013 6:53 pm

Tero wrote:Well rEv, sounds interesting, but cracker is a whitey, a slave driver.
"Georgia cracker", to be precise.
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Post by laklak » Mon Jul 22, 2013 8:12 pm

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Post by FBM » Tue Jul 23, 2013 2:08 am

As fucked up as a football bat.
He was outta there like a hog on ice.
Split-tails and hardlegs.
Shaking like a dog shitting a peach seed.
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Jul 23, 2013 2:09 am

As fucked up as a soup sandwich.

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Post by Robert_S » Tue Jul 23, 2013 2:27 am

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Post by Tero » Tue Jul 23, 2013 2:36 am

I just realized one reason red necks and blacks have conflicts. They both understand the words only too well. Educated folks will miss the meaning.

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Post by FBM » Tue Jul 23, 2013 2:39 am

I tell you whut.
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