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by Beelzebub2 » Mon Jul 06, 2009 2:37 pm
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Pappa wrote:Marmaduke wrote:All right, that would be the first step, the second would have to be getting rid of my husband.
Any ideas, thoughts, plans?
I could kill him.
Fix him up with Pappa's wife?
Probably amounts to the same thing as killing him - only slower and crueller.
I wouldn't hypothesize that!
How about we fix her a date with Clinton Huxley, he sure seems to be a rigid pater familias, he could control her as it would be acquired!
And as for him? Hmmm - how about somehow induce a permanent memory lost, find him some willing blonde (that would be a tough one though!) and convince him that he's married to her? She most likely won't remember anything either.
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by Geoff » Mon Jul 06, 2009 3:01 pm
Clinton Huxley wrote:Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Clinton Huxley wrote:I'm trying to think of a reason why the RAtz did not attend this event, seems custom made....
Because it would have required planning, organisation and the getting-out-of-bed impulse.
Well, true, but I would at least make a marginal effort to attend a beer drinking event, especially if near to Hay-on-Wye. Books and beer are a fine mix. We should plan to go next year, even us lot could surely get out act together in that time frame....
Well, there are quite literally hundreds of beer festivals going on all around the country - definitely seems like hundreds of excuses for more meets...
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by Clinton Huxley » Mon Jul 06, 2009 3:32 pm
"Atheists drink beer festival dry" is the headline that we want to generate. Something to be proud of.
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by Pappa » Mon Jul 06, 2009 3:47 pm
Marmaduke wrote:Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Pappa wrote:Marmaduke wrote:All right, that would be the first step, the second would have to be getting rid of my husband.
Any ideas, thoughts, plans?
I could kill him.
Fix him up with Pappa's wife?
Probably amounts to the same thing as killing him - only slower and crueller.
I wouldn't hypothesize that!
How about we fix her a date with Clinton Huxley, he sure seems to be a rigid pater familias, he could control her as it would be acquired!
And as for him? Hmmm - how about somehow induce a permanent memory lost, find him some willing blonde (that would be a tough one though!) and convince him that he's married to her? She most likely won't remember anything either.
We could buy him a Russian bride online?
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by Beelzebub2 » Mon Jul 06, 2009 3:54 pm
Pappa wrote:Marmaduke wrote:Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Pappa wrote:Marmaduke wrote:All right, that would be the first step, the second would have to be getting rid of my husband.
Any ideas, thoughts, plans?
I could kill him.
Fix him up with Pappa's wife?
Probably amounts to the same thing as killing him - only slower and crueller.
I wouldn't hypothesize that!
How about we fix her a date with Clinton Huxley, he sure seems to be a rigid pater familias, he could control her as it would be acquired!
And as for him? Hmmm - how about somehow induce a permanent memory lost, find him some willing blonde (that would be a tough one though!) and convince him that he's married to her? She most likely won't remember anything either.
We could buy him a Russian bride online?
Yeah - that's good thinking! I think Ukrainian are rather cheap, too.
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by The Dawktor » Fri Jul 10, 2009 9:26 am
Clinton Huxley wrote:"Atheists drink beer festival dry" is the headline that we want to generate. Something to be proud of.
Asbo-shluteleey!
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by Horwood Beer-Master » Sat Jul 17, 2010 7:57 pm
Horwood Beer-Master wrote:Wasn't me either. Wasn't there. Although if the same thing happens at the Kent Beer Festival - that just might be me...
Can't wait 'till Thursday.
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