Jesus was gay.
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Gawdzilla Sama
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Re: Jesus was gay.
I hadn't realized there was a simple explanation to all this.
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Re: Jesus was gay.
He is the god of the gaps.Gawdzilla Sama wrote:He was the first male in his mom's vagina.Tero wrote:I thought he was into virgins? Or at least out of.
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Jesus was way gay.
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Trinity wrote:I actually think Mary had a cushion stuffed under her clothes and it was an elaborate hoax where in fact Joseph impregnated Mary's sister so Jesus was actually a bastard love child but obviously this was frowned upon, unless you were rich. The three kings were in on it and brought the baby hidden in a sack of myrhh and secretly placed him in the hay before the shepherds turned up although one of those knew Joseph's brother who knew that J had been having extra marital hanky panky so he was paid to keep his mouth shut.
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Re: Jesus was gay.
Trinity wrote:He also had a penchant for lambs.
Jesus was Welsh?
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That song Jerusalem was off by a couple of hundred miles or so then?
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Re: Jesus was gay.
Audley Strange wrote:He is the god of the gaps.Gawdzilla Sama wrote:He was the first male in his mom's vagina.Tero wrote:I thought he was into virgins? Or at least out of.
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We are such a childish and smutty bunch of atheists... 
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Re: Jesus was gay.
He was the only gay in the village [/Little Britain]Cormac wrote:Trinity wrote:He also had a penchant for lambs.
Jesus was Welsh?
Does Pappa know?
That song Jerusalem was off by a couple of hundred miles or so then?
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The song clearly relates to Greater England.Cormac wrote:Trinity wrote:He also had a penchant for lambs.
Jesus was Welsh?
Does Pappa know?
That song Jerusalem was off by a couple of hundred miles or so then?
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Jesus was gay? I guess he got cured then. See, it can be done. Download that app now, Lozzer! 
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Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
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I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
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Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
This is the wrong forum for bluffing
Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
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Tero wrote:You meant goy?
Not one bit of Jew there.
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"Socialized medicine is just exactly as morally defensible as gassing and cooking Jews" - Seth. Yes, he really did say that..
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Re: Jesus was gay.
Jesus was a righteous dude, probably a biker. Hung out with whores, pissed off the cops, drank with his bros till one of them dropped the dime on him. Fucking traitor got his, though. The homeys hung his ass from a tree, and now Satan chews his balls off every day.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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Re: Jesus was gay.
Read me another book daddy.
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