Are you good enough to go to heaven?

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Re: Are you good enough to go to heaven?

Post by klr » Thu Jun 20, 2013 7:47 pm

What a waste of a good internet hosting subscription.

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Re: Are you good enough to go to heaven?

Post by Cormac » Thu Jun 20, 2013 8:09 pm

Animavore wrote:
Cormac wrote:
Animavore wrote:
Cormac wrote:

Well, the commandments mean that it is generally bad to kill Jews, but normally ok to kill subhuman non-Jews.
We need to kill them first! :sofa:
Na. Bigoted shite ain't for me.

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Re: Are you good enough to go to heaven?

Post by JimC » Fri Jun 21, 2013 5:06 am

Why, this is hell, nor am I out of it...
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Re: Are you good enough to go to heaven?

Post by MrJonno » Sun Jun 23, 2013 7:22 pm

Well I'm good enough to go heaven as I passed the test , weird I would have thought kidnapping and sacrificing Christian babies would damn to hell but obviously that's ok
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Re: Are you good enough to go to heaven?

Post by Jack Rawlinson » Sat Jun 29, 2013 5:56 pm

Is he good enough not to be reincarnated as a tapeworm? That's the question he needs to ask himself. Perhaps he feels safe because he doesn't believe in reincarnation. This can be likened to standing in the middle of a busy highway and shouting, "I don't believe in trucks!" His belief or disbelief in trucks will not change reality. The same applies in his situation. His disbelief in reincarnation will not cause it to cease to exist.

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Re: Are you good enough to go to heaven?

Post by Bella Fortuna » Sat Jun 29, 2013 5:59 pm

Jack Rawlinson wrote:Is he good enough not to be reincarnated as a tapeworm? That's the question he needs to ask himself. Perhaps he feels safe because he doesn't believe in reincarnation. This can be likened to standing in the middle of a busy highway and shouting, "I don't believe in trucks!" His belief or disbelief in trucks will not change reality. The same applies in his situation. His disbelief in reincarnation will not cause it to cease to exist.

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Re: Are you good enough to go to heaven?

Post by Jack Rawlinson » Sat Jun 29, 2013 6:15 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote: Hey you. :mrgreen:
Yo. How's the weather? :spray:
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Re: Are you good enough to go to heaven?

Post by Bella Fortuna » Sat Jun 29, 2013 6:16 pm

Jack Rawlinson wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote: Hey you. :mrgreen:
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Re: Are you good enough to go to heaven?

Post by Tero » Sat Jun 29, 2013 6:20 pm

I'm working on that first commandment still. How much would I need to spend for a plastic Buddah for my back yard?
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