Are you good enough to go to heaven?

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Re: Are you good enough to go to heaven?

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Thu Jun 20, 2013 5:32 pm

I'm not good enough to go to the stationary cupboard without an escort! :hehe:
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Re: Are you good enough to go to heaven?

Post by JacksSmirkingRevenge » Thu Jun 20, 2013 5:33 pm

Heaven isn't good enough for me. :tea:
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Post by Jason » Thu Jun 20, 2013 6:38 pm

Apparently if you've broken any of the 10 commandments from the old testament you're going to hell. Also god doesn't give a shit if you're a good person or not. The site said so.
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Re: Are you good enough to go to heaven?

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Jun 20, 2013 6:44 pm

Făkünamę wrote:Apparently if you've broken any of the 10 commandments from the old testament you're going to hell. Also god doesn't give a shit if you're a good person or not. The site said so.
Everybody's broken one or more. I've broken them all.
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Re: Are you good enough to go to heaven?

Post by Tyrannical » Thu Jun 20, 2013 6:46 pm

I'll pray for your souls, from Heaven :{D
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Re: Are you good enough to go to heaven?

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Thu Jun 20, 2013 6:48 pm

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Făkünamę wrote:Apparently if you've broken any of the 10 commandments from the old testament you're going to hell. Also god doesn't give a shit if you're a good person or not. The site said so.
Everybody's broken one or more. I've broken them all.
Still need to do me a murder for the full set. Anyone know anyone that needs killin'? :tea:
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Re: Are you good enough to go to heaven?

Post by Animavore » Thu Jun 20, 2013 6:48 pm

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Făkünamę wrote:Apparently if you've broken any of the 10 commandments from the old testament you're going to hell. Also god doesn't give a shit if you're a good person or not. The site said so.
Everybody's broken one or more. I've broken them all.
So have I.


What? "Thou shalt not kill" doesn't specify "humans" :snooty:
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Re: Are you good enough to go to heaven?

Post by Animavore » Thu Jun 20, 2013 6:51 pm

Anyway, don't mind that abridged, Christian version. Can you do all 613? :twisted:
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Re: Are you good enough to go to heaven?

Post by Cormac » Thu Jun 20, 2013 6:53 pm

Animavore wrote:
Gawdzilla Sama wrote:
Făkünamę wrote:Apparently if you've broken any of the 10 commandments from the old testament you're going to hell. Also god doesn't give a shit if you're a good person or not. The site said so.
Everybody's broken one or more. I've broken them all.
So have I.


What? "Thou shalt not kill" doesn't specify "humans" :snooty:

"Thou shalt not kill" doesn't refer to ALL humans, just the few weirdos that god that chose to go around committing genocide and rape.
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Re: Are you good enough to go to heaven?

Post by Animavore » Thu Jun 20, 2013 6:54 pm

Cormac wrote:
Animavore wrote:
Gawdzilla Sama wrote:
Făkünamę wrote:Apparently if you've broken any of the 10 commandments from the old testament you're going to hell. Also god doesn't give a shit if you're a good person or not. The site said so.
Everybody's broken one or more. I've broken them all.
So have I.


What? "Thou shalt not kill" doesn't specify "humans" :snooty:

"Thou shalt not kill" doesn't refer to ALL humans, just the few weirdos that god that chose to go around committing genocide and rape.
The Jews? :sofa:
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Re: Are you good enough to go to heaven?

Post by Cormac » Thu Jun 20, 2013 6:57 pm

Animavore wrote:
Cormac wrote:
Animavore wrote:
Gawdzilla Sama wrote:
Făkünamę wrote:Apparently if you've broken any of the 10 commandments from the old testament you're going to hell. Also god doesn't give a shit if you're a good person or not. The site said so.
Everybody's broken one or more. I've broken them all.
So have I.


What? "Thou shalt not kill" doesn't specify "humans" :snooty:

"Thou shalt not kill" doesn't refer to ALL humans, just the few weirdos that god that chose to go around committing genocide and rape.
The Jews? :sofa:

Well, the commandments mean that it is generally bad to kill Jews, but normally ok to kill subhuman non-Jews.
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Re: Are you good enough to go to heaven?

Post by Jason » Thu Jun 20, 2013 6:57 pm

God's all about obedience. If you're his loyal plaything on earth, after you die you get to be his ephemereal loyal plaything in the cloud level for all eternity. Yay!

If you're not you go to hell - which I assume you'd become acclimated to after a few eons and maybe even start enjoying. I bet there's no free for all orgies in heaven.
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Re: Are you good enough to go to heaven?

Post by Animavore » Thu Jun 20, 2013 6:59 pm

Cormac wrote:
Animavore wrote:
Cormac wrote:
Animavore wrote:
Gawdzilla Sama wrote: Everybody's broken one or more. I've broken them all.
So have I.


What? "Thou shalt not kill" doesn't specify "humans" :snooty:

"Thou shalt not kill" doesn't refer to ALL humans, just the few weirdos that god that chose to go around committing genocide and rape.
The Jews? :sofa:

Well, the commandments mean that it is generally bad to kill Jews, but normally ok to kill subhuman non-Jews.
We need to kill them first! :sofa:
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Re: Are you good enough to go to heaven?

Post by Cormac » Thu Jun 20, 2013 7:23 pm

Animavore wrote:
Cormac wrote:

Well, the commandments mean that it is generally bad to kill Jews, but normally ok to kill subhuman non-Jews.
We need to kill them first! :sofa:
Na. Bigoted shite ain't for me.

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Re: Are you good enough to go to heaven?

Post by Animavore » Thu Jun 20, 2013 7:41 pm

Cormac wrote:
Animavore wrote:
Cormac wrote:

Well, the commandments mean that it is generally bad to kill Jews, but normally ok to kill subhuman non-Jews.
We need to kill them first! :sofa:
Na. Bigoted shite ain't for me.

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