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Re: Bigamy

Post by Kristie » Tue Mar 13, 2012 3:08 am

andrewclunn wrote:
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Kristie wrote:I heard about this on the radio earlier. What an idiot. You can't lead a double life if you use the same Facebook account for both lives! :nono:



Wait....I think that's what I'm doing...... :?
What's your other account called, Kristie? I only know you as "Mistress Lucretia Harsh"... :tea:
Damn you! That's my RL one, the Kristie Turner account is just for Ratz! :lay:

BTW, just wanted to remind anyone that is friends with me on FB, my account if for RL and here, so no mention of naked photos or wanting to screw Ian and Bella.
A fair exchange for the location of said naked photos :tea:
You're derailing this thread. :coffee:
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Re: Bigamy

Post by Bella Fortuna » Tue Mar 13, 2012 3:09 am

You're rerailing my sex drive. :shifty:
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Re: Bigamy

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Tue Mar 13, 2012 3:10 am

Kristie wrote:
andrewclunn wrote:
Kristie wrote:
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:
Kristie wrote:I heard about this on the radio earlier. What an idiot. You can't lead a double life if you use the same Facebook account for both lives! :nono:



Wait....I think that's what I'm doing...... :?
What's your other account called, Kristie? I only know you as "Mistress Lucretia Harsh"... :tea:
Damn you! That's my RL one, the Kristie Turner account is just for Ratz! :lay:

BTW, just wanted to remind anyone that is friends with me on FB, my account if for RL and here, so no mention of naked photos or wanting to screw Ian and Bella.
A fair exchange for the location of said naked photos :tea:
You're derailing this thread. :coffee:
Actually, I quite like where it's going... :tea:
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Re: Bigamy

Post by Kristie » Tue Mar 13, 2012 3:11 am

Bella Fortuna wrote:You're rerailing my sex drive. :shifty:
Tell me about it! I just went through TITTL looking to see if any of my photos were still there and.... :drool:

(Not drooling over my photos, they're all gone as far as I can tell!)
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Re: Bigamy

Post by JimC » Tue Mar 13, 2012 8:12 am

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Re: Bigamy

Post by Svartalf » Tue Mar 13, 2012 10:11 am

Bella Fortuna wrote:You're rerailing my sex drive. :shifty:
Spend a fortnight with me and you'll be railing at MY sex drive.
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Re: Bigamy

Post by Drewish » Tue Mar 13, 2012 5:20 pm

Svartalf wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:You're rerailing my sex drive. :shifty:
Spend a fortnight with me and you'll be railing at MY sex drive.
I believe what's being said here is:
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Re: Bigamy

Post by FBM » Sun Jun 09, 2013 2:37 am

Why aren't polygamy and polyandry covered by the "the pursuit of happiness" clause of the DoI? :ask:
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Re: Bigamy

Post by Bella Fortuna » Sun Jun 09, 2013 5:30 am

Um. :ask:
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Re: Bigamy

Post by Seth » Sun Jun 09, 2013 7:01 am

Why ANYBODY would have a Facebook account in their real name is utterly beyond me.

It's like walking around Times Square butt-naked with hundred-dollar bills stuck to your ass, a beanie with your home address in flashing lights on your head and your credit card and bank account numbers tattooed on your boobs.

Blindfolded.

On New Year's Eve.

I mean REALLY people...are you all that stupid?

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Re: Bigamy

Post by Seth » Sun Jun 09, 2013 7:07 am

FBM wrote:Why aren't polygamy and polyandry covered by the "the pursuit of happiness" clause of the DoI? :ask:
They are.

Unfortunately, the State has always assumed control of intimate relationships between individuals. It's left over from our English heritage, where consanguinity meant everything in terms of legitimacy of both rule and inheritance.

One of these days I hope the State will get the FUCK out of the "marriage" business.

Absolutely the only rolls for the State as it pertains to relationships between individuals are the following:

Probate of inheritance

Child custody and control

Recording of domestic partnership contracts.

"Marriage" is itself an inherently religious concept and according to our Constitution Congress shall "make no law" regarding the free exercise of religion.

If it has a place in domestic matters, its place is as a recorder of the contractual obligations of the partners to a relationship contract and the protection of minor children. Nothing else.

Adjudications of contract violations should be by mandatory private arbitration, not civil court action.
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Re: Bigamy

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Mon Jun 10, 2013 1:02 am

Kristie wrote:
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:
Kristie wrote:I heard about this on the radio earlier. What an idiot. You can't lead a double life if you use the same Facebook account for both lives! :nono:



Wait....I think that's what I'm doing...... :?
What's your other account called, Kristie? I only know you as "Mistress Lucretia Harsh"... :tea:
Damn you! That's my RL one, the Kristie Turner account is just for Ratz! :lay:

BTW, just wanted to remind anyone that is friends with me on FB, my account if for RL and here, so no mention of naked photos or wanting to screw Ian and Bella.
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Re: Bigamy

Post by Bella Fortuna » Mon Jun 10, 2013 1:05 am

This thread is seeming like various posts from elsewhere all dumped in here. :ask:
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Re: Bigamy

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Mon Jun 10, 2013 1:10 am

And then I added a dash of key lime juice.
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Re: Bigamy

Post by Bella Fortuna » Mon Jun 10, 2013 1:21 am

:lol:
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