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Hi i'm cory

Post by gayboy88 » Sun May 12, 2013 5:37 am

Hi my name is Cory, I live in port lincoln South Australia. I work for Woolworths as an apprentice butcher. My friend sent me a request to join this website his name is
redunderthebed.. I hop to make some new friends on here. Thanks for reading.
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Post by pErvinalia » Sun May 12, 2013 5:38 am

Hey mate! redunderthebed is part of the Marxist conspiracy to take over the world. I like bacon.
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Post by redunderthebed » Sun May 12, 2013 5:42 am

Heya cory! you'll have to text me when they stop making you pack shelves and i'll text an order in and pick it up. :tut:
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Post by JimC » Sun May 12, 2013 5:59 am

G'day, Cory... :cheers:

For some weird reason, a high proportion of the Aussies in this forum come from South Australia.

I think I'm the only Victorian...

:dunno:
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Post by FBM » Sun May 12, 2013 6:02 am

JimC wrote:G'day, Cory... :cheers:

For some weird reason, a high proportion of the Aussies in this forum come from South Australia.

I think I'm the only Victorian...

:dunno:
Depends on what you mean by "Victorian." That's that other chap, y'know...

Hiya, Cory! Welcome to the nightmare... 8-)
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Post by JimC » Sun May 12, 2013 6:07 am

Give me Victoria, or give me death!
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Post by tattuchu » Sun May 12, 2013 6:49 am

Any friend of red's is a friend of ours :tup:
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Post by tattuchu » Sun May 12, 2013 6:51 am

And are you really gay? Because there's only one gay in the village here and that's lozzer. Not sure he's going to like the competition :?
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Post by Rum » Sun May 12, 2013 6:56 am

Welcome! Hop on board the bus!
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Post by Cormac » Sun May 12, 2013 6:57 am

tattuchu wrote:And are you really gay? Because there's only one gay in the village here and that's lozzer. Not sure he's going to like the competition :?
:x

Welcome to Ratz Cory. You'll never leave.
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You're my wife now!
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Post by tattuchu » Sun May 12, 2013 7:06 am

Cormac wrote:
tattuchu wrote:And are you really gay? Because there's only one gay in the village here and that's lozzer. Not sure he's going to like the competition :?
:x

Welcome to Ratz Cory. You'll never leave.
Cormac, you're supposed to say, "You're my wife now, Dave." :awesome:
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Post by Cormac » Sun May 12, 2013 7:15 am

tattuchu wrote:
Cormac wrote:
tattuchu wrote:And are you really gay? Because there's only one gay in the village here and that's lozzer. Not sure he's going to like the competition :?
:x

Welcome to Ratz Cory. You'll never leave.
Cormac, you're supposed to say, "You're my wife now, Dave." :awesome:
Sssssh! I'll get to that.

For now, I'm lulling him into a false sense of security...

I'm quoting the welcome sign from the opening credits...

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Post by Robert_S » Sun May 12, 2013 7:31 am

Hello Cory,
What I've found with a few discussions I've had lately is this self-satisfaction that people express with their proffessed open mindedness. In realty it ammounts to wilful ignorance and intellectual cowardice as they are choosing to not form any sort of opinion on a particular topic. Basically "I don't know and I'm not going to look at any evidence because I'm quite happy on this fence."
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Post by JimC » Sun May 12, 2013 7:50 am

Rob's message post comma was no doubt subverted by a person from Porlock...
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Post by pErvinalia » Sun May 12, 2013 8:01 am

:hehe: He could have dropped dead mid-sentence! :nervous:
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