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Post by Mysturji » Fri May 10, 2013 3:22 pm

Animavore wrote:He made my auntie Rose a nice cabinet. Chestnut I believe it was.
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Post by cronus » Fri May 10, 2013 3:29 pm

John_fi_Skye wrote:If he'd stuck at it, instead of swanning off to found a cult, he might have been a reasonable joiner. (English people, and maybe others, call them "carpenters", but here in Scotland we say "joiners".) Never underestimate potential - even when a person who had potential doesn't fulfil it.
He did go back into the woodwork business towards the end and really got stuck in to the whole nail and hammer lark. You couldn't find a more devoted craftsman in those final moments. Really attached himself to the trade. :coffee:
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Post by Tero » Fri May 10, 2013 3:39 pm

That did not take long. Are you back now?
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Post by mistermack » Fri May 10, 2013 3:57 pm

Jesus has been important in my life.

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Post by cronus » Fri May 10, 2013 4:20 pm

Tero wrote:That did not take long. Are you back now?
I'm not here. This is but a after figuring of forgotten time. :coffee:
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Re: Jesus Jesus Jesus

Post by Bruce Burleson » Sat May 11, 2013 1:18 am

Jesus is just alright with me, jesus is just alright, oh yeah
Jesus is just alright with me, jesus is just alright

I don't care what they may say
I don't care what they may do
I don't care what they may say
Jesus is just alright, oh yeah
Jesus is just alright

Jesus is just alright with me, jesus is just alright, oh yeah
Jesus is just alright with me, jesus is just alright

I don't care what they may know
I don't care where they may go
I don't care what they may know
Jesus is just alright, oh yeah

Jesus, he's my friend; jesus, he's my friend
He took me by the hand; led me far from this land
Jesus, he's my friend

Jesus is just alright with me, jesus is just alright, oh yeah
Jesus is just alright with me, jesus is just alright

I don't care what they may say, I don't care what they may do
I don't care what they may say, jesus is just alright, oh yeah
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Re: Jesus Jesus Jesus

Post by FBM » Sat May 11, 2013 1:34 am

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Re: Jesus Jesus Jesus

Post by charlou » Sun May 12, 2013 7:57 pm

Animavore wrote:He made my auntie Rose a nice cabinet. Chestnut I believe it was.
It's true .. I saw it in The Passion of the Christ.
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Post by Cormac » Sun May 12, 2013 8:03 pm

John_fi_Skye wrote:If he'd stuck at it, instead of swanning off to found a cult, he might have been a reasonable joiner. (English people, and maybe others, call them "carpenters", but here in Scotland we say "joiners".) Never underestimate potential - even when a person who had potential doesn't fulfil it.
I thought "joiners" were carpenters that did structural carpentry - colloquially known as "Chippies" - whereas fine carpentry would be done by a cabinet maker or perhaps a sculptor. Other stuff is just common or garden carpentry.
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Post by Robert_S » Sun May 12, 2013 8:56 pm

What I've found with a few discussions I've had lately is this self-satisfaction that people express with their proffessed open mindedness. In realty it ammounts to wilful ignorance and intellectual cowardice as they are choosing to not form any sort of opinion on a particular topic. Basically "I don't know and I'm not going to look at any evidence because I'm quite happy on this fence."
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Re: Jesus Jesus Jesus

Post by Robert_S » Sun May 12, 2013 9:00 pm

And don't forget, he was way cool.

What I've found with a few discussions I've had lately is this self-satisfaction that people express with their proffessed open mindedness. In realty it ammounts to wilful ignorance and intellectual cowardice as they are choosing to not form any sort of opinion on a particular topic. Basically "I don't know and I'm not going to look at any evidence because I'm quite happy on this fence."
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Re: Jesus Jesus Jesus

Post by Svartalf » Sun May 12, 2013 9:19 pm

Man, with all the outrageous fiction about him, he's given me countless hours of entertainment.
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