"English" is a race?
- JimC
- The sentimental bloke
- Posts: 74145
- Joined: Thu Feb 26, 2009 7:58 am
- About me: To be serious about gin requires years of dedicated research.
- Location: Melbourne, Australia
- Contact:
Re: "English" is a race?
No, it's a very boring subject at school...
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
And my gin!
And my gin!
- Audley Strange
- "I blame the victim"
- Posts: 7485
- Joined: Wed Jun 08, 2011 5:00 pm
- Contact:
Re: "English" is a race?
Speak for yourself, I found English fascinating. On a side note, that you may find interesting, it frustrated the fuck out of both me and my maths teacher that I was good at physics equations but could not work them out in maths class. Took me and him until my last year at school to figure out it was because in maths the letters did not pertain to anything and thus I could not make my brain recognise that it was the function that was important not the arbitrary letters used. The letters were making me think it was all just nonsense.
"What started as a legitimate effort by the townspeople of Salem to identify, capture and kill those who did Satan's bidding quickly deteriorated into a witch hunt" Army Man
- Svartalf
- Offensive Grail Keeper
- Posts: 41035
- Joined: Wed Feb 24, 2010 12:42 pm
- Location: Paris France
- Contact:
Re: "English" is a race?
how can you grace that set of barbarous gruntings with the name of "language"?
French is a language.
French is a language.
Embrace the Darkness, it needs a hug
PC stands for "Patronizing Cocksucker" Randy Ping
PC stands for "Patronizing Cocksucker" Randy Ping
- Gawdzilla Sama
- Stabsobermaschinist
- Posts: 151265
- Joined: Thu Feb 26, 2009 12:24 am
- About me: My posts are related to the thread in the same way Gliese 651b is related to your mother's underwear drawer.
- Location: Sitting next to Ayaan in Domus Draconis, and communicating via PMs.
- Contact:
Re: "English" is a race?
I thought it was a disease?Svartalf wrote:how can you grace that set of barbarous gruntings with the name of "language"?
French is a language.
- Clinton Huxley
- 19th century monkeybitch.
- Posts: 23739
- Joined: Mon Mar 02, 2009 4:34 pm
- Contact:
Re: "English" is a race?
French is adequate for addressing waiters and whores but that's all.
"I grow old … I grow old …
I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled"
AND MERRY XMAS TO ONE AND All!
http://25kv.co.uk/date_counter.php?date ... 20counting!!![/img-sig]
I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled"
AND MERRY XMAS TO ONE AND All!
- Audley Strange
- "I blame the victim"
- Posts: 7485
- Joined: Wed Jun 08, 2011 5:00 pm
- Contact:
Re: "English" is a race?
Hah! Barely. Just because your hootings have less use of hard vowels (gay by the way) doesn't make it any more elegant, tart it up how you wish, you call potatoes apples of earth and a tostie a Mister Crunchy. You have the linguistic descriptive abilities of children.Svartalf wrote:how can you grace that set of barbarous gruntings with the name of "language"?
French is a language.
So NYAH!
"What started as a legitimate effort by the townspeople of Salem to identify, capture and kill those who did Satan's bidding quickly deteriorated into a witch hunt" Army Man
- Gawdzilla Sama
- Stabsobermaschinist
- Posts: 151265
- Joined: Thu Feb 26, 2009 12:24 am
- About me: My posts are related to the thread in the same way Gliese 651b is related to your mother's underwear drawer.
- Location: Sitting next to Ayaan in Domus Draconis, and communicating via PMs.
- Contact:
Re: "English" is a race?
I've talked a few ladies out of their panties by whispering French and/or Italian to them. They had no idea what I was saying, of course.Clinton Huxley wrote:French is adequate for addressing waiters and whores but that's all.

- JimC
- The sentimental bloke
- Posts: 74145
- Joined: Thu Feb 26, 2009 7:58 am
- About me: To be serious about gin requires years of dedicated research.
- Location: Melbourne, Australia
- Contact:
Re: "English" is a race?
The home of my ancestors was Reading...
Quite English, I believe...
Quite English, I believe...
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
And my gin!
And my gin!
- Svartalf
- Offensive Grail Keeper
- Posts: 41035
- Joined: Wed Feb 24, 2010 12:42 pm
- Location: Paris France
- Contact:
Re: "English" is a race?
It's the Spanish disease... just go check for it in Tijuana or Juarez.Gawdzilla Sama wrote:I thought it was a disease?Svartalf wrote:how can you grace that set of barbarous gruntings with the name of "language"?
French is a language.
Embrace the Darkness, it needs a hug
PC stands for "Patronizing Cocksucker" Randy Ping
PC stands for "Patronizing Cocksucker" Randy Ping
- Svartalf
- Offensive Grail Keeper
- Posts: 41035
- Joined: Wed Feb 24, 2010 12:42 pm
- Location: Paris France
- Contact:
Re: "English" is a race?
So it's perfect to address any english subject.Clinton Huxley wrote:French is adequate for addressing waiters and whores but that's all.
Embrace the Darkness, it needs a hug
PC stands for "Patronizing Cocksucker" Randy Ping
PC stands for "Patronizing Cocksucker" Randy Ping
- Gawdzilla Sama
- Stabsobermaschinist
- Posts: 151265
- Joined: Thu Feb 26, 2009 12:24 am
- About me: My posts are related to the thread in the same way Gliese 651b is related to your mother's underwear drawer.
- Location: Sitting next to Ayaan in Domus Draconis, and communicating via PMs.
- Contact:
Re: "English" is a race?
So, what's the "Englishing" equivalent of "frenching"?
- Svartalf
- Offensive Grail Keeper
- Posts: 41035
- Joined: Wed Feb 24, 2010 12:42 pm
- Location: Paris France
- Contact:
Re: "English" is a race?
We call it being poeticAudley Strange wrote:Hah! Barely. Just because your hootings have less use of hard vowels (gay by the way) doesn't make it any more elegant, tart it up how you wish, you call potatoes apples of earth and a tostie a Mister Crunchy. You have the linguistic descriptive abilities of children.Svartalf wrote:how can you grace that set of barbarous gruntings with the name of "language"?
French is a language.
So NYAH!

Embrace the Darkness, it needs a hug
PC stands for "Patronizing Cocksucker" Randy Ping
PC stands for "Patronizing Cocksucker" Randy Ping
- Svartalf
- Offensive Grail Keeper
- Posts: 41035
- Joined: Wed Feb 24, 2010 12:42 pm
- Location: Paris France
- Contact:
Re: "English" is a race?
You were calling names that would make whores blush and give a heart attack to a bepoxed pimp, of course.Gawdzilla Sama wrote:I've talked a few ladies out of their panties by whispering French and/or Italian to them. They had no idea what I was saying, of course.Clinton Huxley wrote:French is adequate for addressing waiters and whores but that's all.
Embrace the Darkness, it needs a hug
PC stands for "Patronizing Cocksucker" Randy Ping
PC stands for "Patronizing Cocksucker" Randy Ping
- Gawdzilla Sama
- Stabsobermaschinist
- Posts: 151265
- Joined: Thu Feb 26, 2009 12:24 am
- About me: My posts are related to the thread in the same way Gliese 651b is related to your mother's underwear drawer.
- Location: Sitting next to Ayaan in Domus Draconis, and communicating via PMs.
- Contact:
Re: "English" is a race?
Actually, I was using a lot of military terms I learned while working with NATO forces in Sicily. One gal gave in to a list of Italian military aircraft.Svartalf wrote:You were calling names that would make whores blush and give a heart attack to a bepoxed pimp, of course.Gawdzilla Sama wrote:I've talked a few ladies out of their panties by whispering French and/or Italian to them. They had no idea what I was saying, of course.Clinton Huxley wrote:French is adequate for addressing waiters and whores but that's all.


- Svartalf
- Offensive Grail Keeper
- Posts: 41035
- Joined: Wed Feb 24, 2010 12:42 pm
- Location: Paris France
- Contact:
Re: "English" is a race?
Damn, I thought A Fish named Wanda was a comedy, not a documentary.
Embrace the Darkness, it needs a hug
PC stands for "Patronizing Cocksucker" Randy Ping
PC stands for "Patronizing Cocksucker" Randy Ping
Who is online
Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 2 guests