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It's still an undeniable fact that every gun owner is a potential murderer.
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LOL! What idiocy. You sound so scared. I can't believe how stupid the logic is.Pappa wrote:It's still an undeniable fact that every gun owner is a potential murderer.
Just like every knife or baseball bat owner is a potential murder. How about axe, hatchet, chainsaw, machete, or hammer owners? All "potential murderers" as well?
Oh wait, you don't need a weapon to kill someone at all, so what you mean to say is everyone is a "potential murderer."
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So there's nothing special about guns, right? You'd be just as satisfied with a bat or knife for self-defense?Collector1337 wrote:LOL! What idiocy. You sound so scared. I can't believe how stupid the logic is.Pappa wrote:It's still an undeniable fact that every gun owner is a potential murderer.
Just like every knife or baseball bat owner is a potential murder. How about axe, hatchet, chainsaw, machete, or hammer owners? All "potential murderers" as well?
Oh wait, you don't need a weapon to kill someone at all, so what you mean to say is everyone is a "potential murderer."
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No, I wouldn't be satisfied with a bat or a knife.orpheus wrote:So there's nothing special about guns, right? You'd be just as satisfied with a bat or knife for self-defense?Collector1337 wrote:LOL! What idiocy. You sound so scared. I can't believe how stupid the logic is.Pappa wrote:It's still an undeniable fact that every gun owner is a potential murderer.
Just like every knife or baseball bat owner is a potential murder. How about axe, hatchet, chainsaw, machete, or hammer owners? All "potential murderers" as well?
Oh wait, you don't need a weapon to kill someone at all, so what you mean to say is everyone is a "potential murderer."
Are you going to explain your absurd idiocy that owning a gun makes you a "potential murderer" but, owning a knife does not?
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Guns are vastly more efficient murderous tools than anything else...Collector1337 wrote:LOL! What idiocy. You sound so scared. I can't believe how stupid the logic is.Pappa wrote:It's still an undeniable fact that every gun owner is a potential murderer.
Just like every knife or baseball bat owner is a potential murder. How about axe, hatchet, chainsaw, machete, or hammer owners? All "potential murderers" as well?
Oh wait, you don't need a weapon to kill someone at all, so what you mean to say is everyone is a "potential murderer."
Why else would gun nuts like you want them?
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Anything a person has a passion for and enjoys is special--to them.orpheus wrote:So there's nothing special about guns, right? You'd be just as satisfied with a bat or knife for self-defense?Collector1337 wrote:LOL! What idiocy. You sound so scared. I can't believe how stupid the logic is.Pappa wrote:It's still an undeniable fact that every gun owner is a potential murderer.
Just like every knife or baseball bat owner is a potential murder. How about axe, hatchet, chainsaw, machete, or hammer owners? All "potential murderers" as well?
Oh wait, you don't need a weapon to kill someone at all, so what you mean to say is everyone is a "potential murderer."
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The Second Amendment forms a fourth branch of government (an armed citizenry) in case the government goes mad. ~Larry Nutter
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Cause guns are specially fun things.JimC wrote:Guns are vastly more efficient murderous tools than anything else...Collector1337 wrote:LOL! What idiocy. You sound so scared. I can't believe how stupid the logic is.Pappa wrote:It's still an undeniable fact that every gun owner is a potential murderer.
Just like every knife or baseball bat owner is a potential murder. How about axe, hatchet, chainsaw, machete, or hammer owners? All "potential murderers" as well?
Oh wait, you don't need a weapon to kill someone at all, so what you mean to say is everyone is a "potential murderer."
Why else would gun nuts like you want them?
If you want the most efficiently murderous tool, look to biological and chemical weapons.
Does Autralia have any of those?
But here’s the thing about rights. They’re not actually supposed to be voted on. That’s why they’re called rights. ~Rachel Maddow August 2010
The Second Amendment forms a fourth branch of government (an armed citizenry) in case the government goes mad. ~Larry Nutter
The Second Amendment forms a fourth branch of government (an armed citizenry) in case the government goes mad. ~Larry Nutter
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Fuck you.Pappa wrote:It's still an undeniable fact that every gun owner is a potential murderer.
But here’s the thing about rights. They’re not actually supposed to be voted on. That’s why they’re called rights. ~Rachel Maddow August 2010
The Second Amendment forms a fourth branch of government (an armed citizenry) in case the government goes mad. ~Larry Nutter
The Second Amendment forms a fourth branch of government (an armed citizenry) in case the government goes mad. ~Larry Nutter
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Fuck you bigot.Rum wrote:..also that as people kill people not guns, Americans appear to be ultra violent people.
But here’s the thing about rights. They’re not actually supposed to be voted on. That’s why they’re called rights. ~Rachel Maddow August 2010
The Second Amendment forms a fourth branch of government (an armed citizenry) in case the government goes mad. ~Larry Nutter
The Second Amendment forms a fourth branch of government (an armed citizenry) in case the government goes mad. ~Larry Nutter
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Every human being on earth capable of independent movement, from two to 102 is a "potential murderer."Pappa wrote:It's still an undeniable fact that every gun owner is a potential murderer.
So the fuck what?
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"All that is required for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing." Edmund Burke
"Those who support denying anyone the right to keep and bear arms for personal defense are fully complicit in every crime that might have been prevented had the victim been effectively armed." Seth
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Dunno, you'd have to ask a gun nut that. I, however, like to shoot guns at all sorts of things including steel, tin cans, paper targets, game animals, rocks and suchlike. It's fun. It's challenging to hit a target 1200 meters away and it takes a good deal of training and skill, just like tennis or race car driving.JimC wrote:Guns are vastly more efficient murderous tools than anything else...Collector1337 wrote:LOL! What idiocy. You sound so scared. I can't believe how stupid the logic is.Pappa wrote:It's still an undeniable fact that every gun owner is a potential murderer.
Just like every knife or baseball bat owner is a potential murder. How about axe, hatchet, chainsaw, machete, or hammer owners? All "potential murderers" as well?
Oh wait, you don't need a weapon to kill someone at all, so what you mean to say is everyone is a "potential murderer."
Why else would gun nuts like you want them?
The fact that some people are murdered with guns has nothing whatever to do with me, any more than the fact that some people are murdered with baseball bats and kitchen knives means that baseball and cooking must be outlawed.
But you know that, you're just being a dick.
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"All that is required for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing." Edmund Burke
"Those who support denying anyone the right to keep and bear arms for personal defense are fully complicit in every crime that might have been prevented had the victim been effectively armed." Seth
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"All that is required for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing." Edmund Burke
"Those who support denying anyone the right to keep and bear arms for personal defense are fully complicit in every crime that might have been prevented had the victim been effectively armed." Seth
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Looks like you've just been out-trolled.Seth wrote:Every human being on earth capable of independent movement, from two to 102 is a "potential murderer."Pappa wrote:It's still an undeniable fact that every gun owner is a potential murderer.
So the fuck what?
Time to pass the baton and hang up your trolling gloves, old timer.
You had a good innings.
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pfttt, I'm a potential murderer and I don't own a gun... sticks, bokkens, baseball bats, hammers, knives, but no guns.Pappa wrote:It's still an undeniable fact that every gun owner is a potential murderer.
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Thank Darwin you don't have an American-style arsenal - Paris would be a bloodbath!Svartalf wrote:pfttt, I'm a potential murderer and I don't own a gun... sticks, bokkens, baseball bats, hammers, knives, but no guns.Pappa wrote:It's still an undeniable fact that every gun owner is a potential murderer.
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That's not very nice. Are you so ready to be aggressively defensive on the subject that you can't spot a really obvious joke?Gallstones wrote:Fuck you.Pappa wrote:It's still an undeniable fact that every gun owner is a potential murderer.
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