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by klr » Sun Apr 21, 2013 7:43 pm
... out of Chelsea defender Branislav Ivanovic.
As he has form in this area (banned in Holland for 7 games after biting an opponent), he's likely to end up in hot water (yet again), even though the ref didn't see it.
Apparently, Mike Tyson has started following him on Twitter.
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by SteveB » Sun Apr 21, 2013 7:48 pm
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by klr » Sun Apr 21, 2013 7:51 pm
SteveB wrote:Zombie Apocalypse is nigh!
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Given that some of his other indiscretions have involved illicit handling of the ball to score (or prevent!) goals, someone has dubbed him "Handball Lector".
He does have an impressive rap sheet:
http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/ ... en-1846361
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by klr » Sun Apr 21, 2013 8:26 pm
Damn, that was quick. Suarez has apologised via twitter. Ain't technology wonderful?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/22242464
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by Jason » Sun Apr 21, 2013 8:39 pm
Maybe he just isn't a fan of Samsung.
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by En_Route » Sun Apr 21, 2013 9:45 pm
Having taken advice, no doubt. He (and the club) know he is staring at a lengthy ban, hence the timeous breast-beating for arm-eating.
He is happy whose circumstances suit his temper, but he is more excellent who can suit his temper to his circumstances (Hume).
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by klr » Sun Apr 21, 2013 10:32 pm
En_Route wrote:
Having taken advice, no doubt. He (and the club) know he is staring at a lengthy ban, hence the timeous breast-beating for arm-eating.
Oh not doubts on that score. Past experience will have taught them that.
The fact that half the planet had already seen the evidence might also have been a motivating factor ...
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by En_Route » Sun Apr 21, 2013 11:32 pm
klr wrote:En_Route wrote:
Having taken advice, no doubt. He (and the club) know he is staring at a lengthy ban, hence the timeous breast-beating for arm-eating.
Oh not doubts on that score. Past experience will have taught them that.
The fact that half the planet had already seen the evidence might also have been a motivating factor ...
I see Joey Barton has spoken on his behalf. The inal nail in the coffin.
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by Seabass » Mon Apr 22, 2013 12:02 am
Lol. That's pretty blatant. What a weirdo.
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by pErvinalia » Mon Apr 22, 2013 12:48 am
Who the fuck bites someone? The parents of grown adults who bite other people have a lot to answer for. I suppose those parents never got around to reprimanding their child for biting. The kids probably never grew out of it.
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by JimC » Mon Apr 22, 2013 4:56 am
I blame Mike Tyson...
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by FBM » Mon Apr 22, 2013 5:18 am
JimC wrote:I blame Mike Tyson...
Beat me to the punch there.
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by cronus » Mon Apr 22, 2013 6:14 am
I blame evolution. Football is played by 'apes' and inevitably not being able to use hands to throw up a fuss means a shift towards teeth as a means to display dominance.
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by klr » Wed Apr 24, 2013 2:34 pm
10-match ban for Suarez. Being a repeat offender, they threw the book at him:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/22278258
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by Audley Strange » Wed Apr 24, 2013 4:19 pm
Idiot's lucky the guy didn't just go mental and cripple the fucker. I watched a player nearly drown in his own blood at an amateur football league match once after his violent antics enraged so many players of the other team that they literally took their boots to his head. His own team-mates just watched.
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