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by Bella Fortuna » Sun Apr 14, 2013 1:55 pm
Looking for some new fun for your family game night? Seeking to bond with your kids while indoctrinating them into mindless obeisance and rote memorisation? Have we got the game for YOU!
http://theocraticgames.com/
True Christians are known throughout the earth for their house-to-house ministry. They surely remember the scripture at Romans 10:14c - "How, in turn, will they hear without someone to preach?" Having offered themselves willingly in preaching and teaching activities, each Kingdom Publisher often reflects on the question "How, in turn, will I preach without knowing the scriptures?"
House2House board game is a fun, family and interactive learning game that will help publishers to get to know most of the scriptures that can be used in every form of the Christian ministry (e.g House-to-House) . It can be played among fellow Christian brothers/sisters or family members.
BENEFITS: Promotes improvement in scriptural knowledge, fosters bible study consciousness and enables strategic thinking. This game also encourages family bonding and is meaningful, purposeful fun.
DO YOU KNOW?. Our km 1/11 p. 6 suggested "some ideas for the family worship evening" which include use of flash cards. House2House makes a perfect fit in this case. This game can be used as board game, flash cards and/or adapted based on the circumstance or situation of your unique family. You can tweak the rules if you want, what's important is for you and your family to get the best out of this game!.
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by klr » Sun Apr 14, 2013 1:58 pm
Surely this is game of chance, with those devilish dice?

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by Svartalf » Sun Apr 14, 2013 2:53 pm
Actually, not only does it play dice, they are loaded.
Embrace the Darkness, it needs a hug
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by Tero » Sun Apr 14, 2013 2:56 pm
In czarist Russia, dead souls had some market value

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by Faithfree » Sun Apr 14, 2013 3:32 pm
CHERRY PICKER
The Bible-based Board Game for True Christians.
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by Faithfree » Sun Apr 14, 2013 3:34 pm
I was having a conversation with some mates of similar mind a while back and the topic of the woes of the Catholic Church came up. I suddenly had the idea of inventing a Monopoly-style board game based on the Catholic Church. You would start off as a young priest and strive to work your way up to be pope. There would be many pit falls along the way, like picking up the chance card: "You are caught in flagrante delicto with a choir boy; miss a turn while you're relocated to a new parish." I think I had the whole thing mapped out, but alas, when the hangover lifted the next day, most of the details were gone.
Although it may look like a forum, this site is actually a crowd-sourced science project modelling the slow but inexorable heat death of the universe.
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by klr » Sun Apr 14, 2013 9:20 pm
Faithfree wrote:I was having a conversation with some mates of similar mind a while back and the topic of the woes of the Catholic Church came up. I suddenly had the idea of inventing a Monopoly-style board game based on the Catholic Church. You would start off as a young priest and strive to work your way up to be pope. There would be many pit falls along the way, like picking up the chance card: "You are caught in flagrante delicto with a choir boy; miss a turn while you're relocated to a new parish." I think I had the whole thing mapped out, but alas, when the hangover lifted the next day, most of the details were gone.

God has no place within these walls, just like facts have no place within organized religion. - Superintendent Chalmers
It's not up to us to choose which laws we want to obey. If it were, I'd kill everyone who looked at me cock-eyed! - Rex Banner
The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression. - Gary Larson

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by FBM » Mon Apr 15, 2013 7:46 am
It's not too late, FF!

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by Clinton Huxley » Mon Apr 15, 2013 8:13 am
I'd like to see a jihadi version. Do not pass Go, blow Go up.
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by klr » Mon Apr 15, 2013 9:38 am
Clinton Huxley wrote:I'd like to see a jihadi version. Do not pass Go, blow Go up.
"... collect your 72 virgins"
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by Clinton Huxley » Mon Apr 15, 2013 9:40 am
klr wrote:Clinton Huxley wrote:I'd like to see a jihadi version. Do not pass Go, blow Go up.
"... collect your 72 virgins"
Of course, women aren't allowed to play.
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by klr » Mon Apr 15, 2013 9:46 am
Clinton Huxley wrote:klr wrote:Clinton Huxley wrote:I'd like to see a jihadi version. Do not pass Go, blow Go up.
"... collect your 72 virgins"
Of course, women aren't allowed to play.
Only if they wear suitably modest clothing. Men and women are not allowed to buy property adjacent to each other - unless they're from the same family.
And of course all players may only roll the dice with their left hand.
God has no place within these walls, just like facts have no place within organized religion. - Superintendent Chalmers
It's not up to us to choose which laws we want to obey. If it were, I'd kill everyone who looked at me cock-eyed! - Rex Banner
The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression. - Gary Larson

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by Clinton Huxley » Mon Apr 15, 2013 9:52 am
I bet you can get Twin Tower themed Jenga sets in Saudi Arabia.
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by Bella Fortuna » Mon Apr 15, 2013 11:07 am
klr wrote:Clinton Huxley wrote:I'd like to see a jihadi version. Do not pass Go, blow Go up.
"... collect your 72 virgins"

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