Thank you for having me.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

So, how do you like being had so far?

[En_Route]

It's been exhilarating and no signs of bruising so far.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

It's been exhilarating and no signs of bruising so far.

We're doing something wrong then.

[That Alien Guy.]

I stumbled on this site courtesy of Google and a bout of post- prandial dyslexia while searching for articles on the ratio of aliens to earthlings in the UK public school system. I was immediately won over by its erudition, pungent humour and understated colour scheme. My aspiration is to become an invaluable and much- beloved contributor, while still remaining something of an enigma.

There are no aliens in the U.K. public school system. Are you kidding me, it would be like you sending your seedlings to be educated by a petrol stained watering hole for feral urban dogs near one of your genocide factories.

Hello ape.

[Bella Fortuna]

understated colour scheme.

GO POO BROWN!!

And hello.

I recommend a doctor, Bella.

I've always liked a professional man, me...

[Faithfree]

..... My aspiration is to become an invaluable and much- beloved contributor, while still remaining something of an enigma.

We're all enigmas here, but some are more enigmatic that others.

And welcome En_Route!

[Cormac]

understated colour scheme.

GO POO BROWN!!

And hello.

I recommend a doctor, Bella.

I've always liked a professional man, me...

There are specialists who can help diagnose the cause of that problem you know...