Thank you for having me.

[Jason]

I stumbled on this site courtesy of Google and a bout of post- prandial dyslexia while searching for articles on the ratio of aliens to earthlings in the UK public school system. I was immediately won over by its erudition, pungent humour and understated colour scheme. My aspiration is to become an invaluable and much- beloved contributor, while still remaining something of an enigma.

Clearly you must have been drunk... or Irish.




.. Is that redundant?

[FBM]

Yes.

[JimC]

The thread title is just the right thing to say to a stranger after a one night stand...

[Cormac]

I stumbled on this site courtesy of Google and a bout of post- prandial dyslexia while searching for articles on the ratio of aliens to earthlings in the UK public school system. I was immediately won over by its erudition, pungent humour and understated colour scheme. My aspiration is to become an invaluable and much- beloved contributor, while still remaining something of an enigma.

Welcome to Rationalia - population: Yes.

You'll never leave.

[Cormac]

understated colour scheme.

GO POO BROWN!!

And hello.

I recommend a doctor, Bella.

[Cormac]

I stumbled on this site courtesy of Google and a bout of post- prandial dyslexia while searching for articles on the ratio of aliens to earthlings in the UK public school system. I was immediately won over by its erudition, pungent humour and understated colour scheme. My aspiration is to become an invaluable and much- beloved contributor, while still remaining something of an enigma.

Clearly you must have been drunk... or Irish.




.. Is that redundant?

KlR doesn't drink.

I very rarely drink.

Black swans, you see.

[Rum]

Welcome. Here's hoping you aren't a one hit wonder.

[En_Route]

At first, I thought this thread was going to be about parent appreciation or something.

That could yet happen.

[En_Route]

Welcome. Here's hoping you aren't a one hit wonder.

Here's hoping you don't end up hoping that I was.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Just try not to post anything confusing, m'kay? Some of our antipodean brothers can't keep up.

[FBM]

At first, I thought this thread was going to be about parent appreciation or something.

That could yet happen.

Not on my account, that's for sure. I wasn't raised right.

[Hermit]

Just try not to post anything confusing, m'kay? Some of our antipodean brothers can't keep up.

Would you please explain the meaning of this to me?

[En_Route]

understated colour scheme.

GO POO BROWN!!

And hello.

You are all far too self- critical. In a certain light, it could pass for toffee.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Just try not to post anything confusing, m'kay? Some of our antipodean brothers can't keep up.

Would you please explain the meaning of this to me?

Open your books to page 7 and follow along...

[En_Route]

I stumbled on this site courtesy of Google and a bout of post- prandial dyslexia while searching for articles on the ratio of aliens to earthlings in the UK public school system. I was immediately won over by its erudition, pungent humour and understated colour scheme. My aspiration is to become an invaluable and much- beloved contributor, while still remaining something of an enigma.

Clearly you must have been drunk... or Irish.




.. Is that redundant?

False antithesis? Try saying that when you're pissed.