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En_Route
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Thank you for having me.
I stumbled on this site courtesy of Google and a bout of post- prandial dyslexia while searching for articles on the ratio of aliens to earthlings in the UK public school system. I was immediately won over by its erudition, pungent humour and understated colour scheme. My aspiration is to become an invaluable and much- beloved contributor, while still remaining something of an enigma.
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SteveB
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Welcomes. 
We need more enigmas around here anyway..preferably ones wrapped up in a riddle.
We need more enigmas around here anyway..preferably ones wrapped up in a riddle.
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Gawdzilla Sama
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Welcome. We have an even blend of mind and mindless, I do believe. You can delve as deep into each as you wish.
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rachelbean
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Pungent humour, to match our love of cheese 
Welcome!
Welcome!
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Welcome!
Although you should know that a few of us prefer the bluish color scheme to the poo-brown one.
But we're all about the pungent humor here.
Although you should know that a few of us prefer the bluish color scheme to the poo-brown one.
But we're all about the pungent humor here.
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FBM
- Ratz' first Gritizen.
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Welcome, En_Route. Sounds like you'll fit right in here...
"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
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Bella Fortuna
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GO POO BROWN!!En_Route wrote: understated colour scheme.
And hello.
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Bella Fortuna
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JimC wrote:Welcome, On Root!
Improved!Sent from my Bollocksberry using Crapatalk.
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pErvinalia
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And do some people seriously surf with the poo-brown theme? Really??
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"The Western world is fucking awesome because of mostly white men" - DaveDodo007.
"Socialized medicine is just exactly as morally defensible as gassing and cooking Jews" - Seth. Yes, he really did say that..
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tattuchu
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YesrEvolutionist wrote:
And do some people seriously surf with the poo-brown theme? Really??
*flings poo*
People think "queue" is just "q" followed by 4 silent letters.
But those letters are not silent.
They're just waiting their turn.
But those letters are not silent.
They're just waiting their turn.
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Hoo Flung Dung!tattuchu wrote:YesrEvolutionist wrote:
And do some people seriously surf with the poo-brown theme? Really??
*flings poo*
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
And my gin!
And my gin!
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JacksSmirkingRevenge
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FBM
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At first, I thought this thread was going to be about parent appreciation or something.
"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
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Tero
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>> the ratio of aliens to earthlings in the UK public school system<<
And what was the figure? Teens to normal earthlings seems to be 100:1.
And what was the figure? Teens to normal earthlings seems to be 100:1.
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