Anyone seen Jesus?

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Anyone seen Jesus?

Post by Rum » Mon Apr 01, 2013 3:19 pm

Third day and all that. Obscure, tentative sightings anyone?
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Re: Anyone seen Jesus?

Post by Sean Hayden » Mon Apr 01, 2013 3:22 pm

Yeah, he showed up in my email to tell me I'll live forever if I just believe. I think his timing is perfect...
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Re: Anyone seen Jesus?

Post by Azathoth » Mon Apr 01, 2013 3:32 pm

Found one

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Outside the ordered universe is that amorphous blight of nethermost confusion which blasphemes and bubbles at the center of all infinity—the boundless daemon sultan Azathoth, whose name no lips dare speak aloud, and who gnaws hungrily in inconceivable, unlighted chambers beyond time and space amidst the muffled, maddening beating of vile drums and the thin monotonous whine of accursed flutes.

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Re: Anyone seen Jesus?

Post by cronus » Mon Apr 01, 2013 3:46 pm

What you trying to say there Rum? :coffee:
What will the world be like after its ruler is removed?
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Re: Anyone seen Jesus?

Post by JimC » Mon Apr 01, 2013 9:24 pm

He was here earlier, but he just popped down to the local for a quick pint...
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
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Re: Anyone seen Jesus?

Post by Clinton Huxley » Mon Apr 01, 2013 9:30 pm

Saw him in Sainburys buying flour earlier
"I grow old … I grow old …
I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled"

AND MERRY XMAS TO ONE AND All!

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Re: Anyone seen Jesus?

Post by klr » Mon Apr 01, 2013 9:36 pm

Clinton Huxley wrote:Saw him in Sainburys buying stacking flour earlier
:fix:
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Re: Anyone seen Jesus?

Post by Clinton Huxley » Tue Apr 02, 2013 8:10 am

klr wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:Saw him in Sainburys buying stacking flour earlier
:fix:
Had to go out and get a job after it was discovered he had a spare room in the tomb / UK politics.
"I grow old … I grow old …
I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled"

AND MERRY XMAS TO ONE AND All!

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Re: Anyone seen Jesus?

Post by Mysturji » Mon Apr 08, 2013 2:40 pm

Clinton Huxley wrote:Saw him in Sainburys buying flour earlier
Self-raising?
Sir Figg Newton wrote:If I have seen further than others, it is only because I am surrounded by midgets.
Cormac wrote:Doom predictors have been with humans right through our history. They are like the proverbial stopped clock - right twice a day, but not due to the efficacy of their prescience.
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Re: Anyone seen Jesus?

Post by JimC » Mon Apr 08, 2013 9:48 pm

Mysturji wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:Saw him in Sainburys buying flour earlier
Self-raising?
:funny:
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
And my gin!
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