The fear of North Korea

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Re: The fear of North Korea

Post by FBM » Tue Mar 12, 2013 1:46 am

Now you've made me really curious. Maybe I can steal some speakers from somebody's office... :plot:
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Re: The fear of North Korea

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Re: The fear of North Korea

Post by pErvinalia » Tue Mar 12, 2013 1:54 am

JacksSmirkingRevenge wrote::lol: I think I'm going to piss. :hilarious:

Can FBM please verify that the English commentary is accurate(ish)? (Not that it really matters.)
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I'd say that was a spoof.
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Re: The fear of North Korea

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Mar 12, 2013 1:55 am

"They are yummy"?

Gotta be a spoof.
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Re: The fear of North Korea

Post by JacksSmirkingRevenge » Tue Mar 12, 2013 1:56 am

I can't make up my mind about it.
Will have to wait for an expert opinion, I guess.
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Re: The fear of North Korea

Post by JacksSmirkingRevenge » Tue Mar 12, 2013 1:58 am

Gawdzilla Sama wrote:"They are yummy"?

Gotta be a spoof.
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Re: The fear of North Korea

Post by Jason » Tue Mar 12, 2013 2:01 am

"There are no birds on the trees, apart from these - which will be eaten on Tuesday."

Spoof. Obvious spoof is obvious.

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Re: The fear of North Korea

Post by JacksSmirkingRevenge » Tue Mar 12, 2013 2:10 am

I don't care either way. It's still funny as fuck. :hehe:
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Re: The fear of North Korea

Post by JimC » Tue Mar 12, 2013 4:32 am

Warren Dew wrote:

At China? Even after China's intervention meant that, say, South Korea got hit by lfewer nukes than otherwise, or lost fewer ships, or whatever?

I mean, perhaps you're right, but I'm having difficulty grasping the rationale.
I suppose a Chinese armed intervention against NK might slightly reduce the length of the war, and reduce SK casualties. However, they would not be doing it for that reason, but to preserve their vision of a balance of power on the peninsula, and gain a more pliable buffer state; I doubt they'd want a larger, stronger SK, a firm US ally, right up against their border. I'm sure they would prefer a NK without crazed leaders, firmly in their pocket. SK would prefer to reunify on its terms, a little like Germany...
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Re: The fear of North Korea

Post by FBM » Tue Mar 12, 2013 4:40 am

If China kicked in and handed NK over to SK, I doubt SK's subsequent alliance with the US would be any stronger than their alliance to China. If China asked/demanded that no US troops be stationed in (the former) NK, I'm quite sure SK would honor that. Maybe even send the USFK packing.
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Re: The fear of North Korea

Post by FBM » Tue Mar 12, 2013 9:44 am

JacksSmirkingRevenge wrote:I can't make up my mind about it.
Will have to wait for an expert opinion, I guess.
OK, as far as I can tell, this is half-spoof, half real. It reads and sounds like it's propaganda, but it's not talking only about the US. It's talking about the West in general, about how much poverty and hardship there is, etc, even in the capital cities. Again, that's as far as I could tell from reading the text early on and what bits I could catch between the "translator's" talking. And yes, it's funny as shit. :lol:
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Re: The fear of North Korea

Post by Rum » Tue Mar 12, 2013 1:54 pm

Thing is of course it is in part true.

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Re: The fear of North Korea

Post by FBM » Tue Mar 12, 2013 2:08 pm

Yeah. They want their people to think that the entire West is like that, when in reality it's only Mississippi, parts of Alabama, Wales and...well, I won't say anything about Scotland...
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Re: The fear of North Korea

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Mar 12, 2013 2:10 pm

Poe-san. :nono:
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Re: The fear of North Korea

Post by FBM » Tue Mar 12, 2013 2:14 pm

I know some people in them places. It ain't purdy.
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